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Try peeing with one
Squat and tilt, or take a few steps back and hope for the best.
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I do not have a boyfriend.
Not really sure why. Just jump on match.com and put this in your description:

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I love me a hard d!ck
You should have several to choose from in about 5 minutes.

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I think I found your boyfriend ...

What I wouldn't have given to have had one of those to break out during college sophomore English class! That would have broken the monotony up provided that it didn't get taken away by the old maid crone who professored the class! She probably would have taken it home and introduced it to her cat!

Looks a whole lot like Mr. Potato Head!

But I probably would have wanted the female counterpart to go along with it!

Wonder if they make such an animal?

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Try peeing with one


Probably more fun than living with 3 male teenagers

Pass me the Clorox wipes, please!


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You should have several to choose from in about 5 minutes.


Several dozen.
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Probably more fun than living with 3 male teenagers

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Well, you need to leave the seat up.
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Somebody didn't take their meds this morning....
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Well, you need to leave the seat up.




I can't count the number of times I fell in as a child growing up with 3 brothers.

3 brothers
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Somebody has a sick sense of humor up there


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Since we're all being inappropriate and such; Google is amazing...lookie here:

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Hey all not sure if this term get used outside oz but it is the first thing that sprang to my mind when I woke up . I've been noticing after Bathmate session eq is down but the next morning , holy ****ing **** burgers is it hard !!!!!!!!!!!!! My wife said when she saw it this morning that I need to stop growing it ! My reply " no ****ing way ". I'm not sure if it looks longer to me but my morning boners look fat and very very hard . Feels like its going to burst ! Still not measuring till I'm hitting 120 in tube or touching the sides which ever comes first . Pumping to 180 at the mo and not too far off side by end of session . . I think another month maybe and I'll be measuring . My wife still thinks I'm just using andro every now and then , ha !!!! Haven't showed her Bathmate . Next time she goes out at night I'll pump just before she get home so I can let her feel the difference straight after pump ! I've said it before but man I love my Bathmate
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Always make sure you have the original weener cleaner ... I actually did buy this for my cousin for his 30th birthday lol

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Somebody didn't take their meds this morning....
that would be me.... I am just exhausted! The boyfriend's D kept up awake all night....

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Sigh, my wife gives me the speaking treatment.

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Hey, keep it clean, Charlie!
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Always make sure you have the original weener cleaner ... I actually did buy this for my cousin for his 30th birthday lol

LOL @ the disclaimer at the bottom!

My story: After a night on the town with him, wife exchanged inappropriate texts with her former boss.

http://talkaboutmarriage.com/coping-...-she-road.html
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All this reminded me of the movie "Real Genius"

Chris Knight: No seriously, listen...if there's ever anything I can do for you, or more to the point, to you, you let me know, okay?
Susan Decker: Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight: Not right now.
Susan Decker: A girl's got to have her standards.
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