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post #46 of 53 (permalink) Old 01-07-2017, 07:04 AM
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Charlie, I was joshing you. Dang, my sense of humor failed me again.
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Charlie, I was joshing you. Dang, my sense of humor failed me again.
It was a Friday, Mrs P had a crappy day, the cřcktails flowed freely. I wasn't sure so drunkenly erred on the side of caution. Hmm, and just looked it up, I actually (and unintentionally) used a PC term.



Sigh, my wife gives me the speaking treatment.
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that would be me.... I am just exhausted! The boyfriend's D kept up awake all night....
He kept poking you in the back huh?
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He kept poking you in the back huh?
Seriously one of the best feelings ever.
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All this reminded me of the movie "Real Genius"

Chris Knight: No seriously, listen...if there's ever anything I can do for you, or more to the point, to you, you let me know, okay?
Susan Decker: Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight: Not right now.
Susan Decker: A girl's got to have her standards.
I read this and thought "relationship goals!" haha... or maybe just penis goals.

The last guy I had sex with was a bit weird but his penis did get hella hard.... so enjoyable. Sometimes he would beat his penis against door frames (ouch!)
He also liked a bit of pain with his sex.... I do too so back off!~

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Seriously one of the best feelings ever.
Yes, indeed. One of the best feelings ever. Especially when it is followed by morning sex, or midnight sex, or just after nap sex...

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Why? His d!ck gets so hard, it feels as he is impaling me!

Yeah, it is a joke...... I do not have a boyfriend.
good thing we're not together. My dic*s harder than life in syria. I cant imagine anything harder so forgive me if that was lame.
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good thing we're not together. My dic*s harder than life in syria. I cant imagine anything harder so forgive me if that was lame.
So hard that it can only be destroyed in the crack of doom?

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So hard that it can only be destroyed in the crack of doom?
Even harder . So hard Russia and the US are may have to join forces to crak down on it. Its really a huge undertaking.
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