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post #1 of 53 (permalink) Old 01-05-2017, 09:40 AM Thread Starter
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My boyfriend's d!ck gets very hard

Why? His d!ck gets so hard, it feels as he is impaling me!

Yeah, it is a joke...... I do not have a boyfriend.

I say Left, but mean Purple
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Re: My boyfriend's d!ck gets very hard

So what is impaling you then?
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Why? His d!ck gets so hard, it feels as he is impaling me!

Yeah, it is a joke...... I do not have a boyfriend.
Da fuq???
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Lol.
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Why? His d!ck gets so hard, it feels as he is impaling me!

Yeah, it is a joke...... I do not have a boyfriend.
Or any talent for telling jokes.
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I do not have a boyfriend.
Why not?
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Awwwww...... a wanker tanker....... as "Suthurn gurls wood say"

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Hahaha!

Probably a slap at the wet wife thread!

I found it hilarious!
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Or any talent for telling jokes.


Maybe a "knock, knock" joke
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Maybe a "knock, knock" joke
Knock on WOOD?
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Re: My boyfriend's d!ck gets very hard

So, what's the perfect size hard d!ck? 6-7"?
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Mine used to.
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Re: My boyfriend's d!ck gets very hard

ne9907,

Was there any liquid encouragement involved in creating this thread?
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