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Lol, wondered who would be the first to pick up on that

I was going to make this joke, but I was in the bathroom pooping in the urinal.
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Guys, tell us honestly...

Are public men's restroom's like a giant dumpster? I ask because every single public female restroom I have ever been in smells and looks like a war zone. It boggles my mind. Tampons thrown everywhere, poo smears on the toilet seat, constantly unflushed toilets, toilet paper thrown everywhere, both dry and soggy. Sometimes I wonder if this is women's way of seeking revenge for all of the times they have to clean up after others? Finally, they have someone else who will clean up after them, so they go crazy and trash the whole place?

I'm constantly picking up crap from the stall floor because I'm so embarrassed on behalf of my gender for the state they leave things. I keep thinking that men get such a terrible rep for being slobs that you guys should know that you probably have nothing on your female counterparts.

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Guys, tell us honestly...

Are public men's restroom's like a giant dumpster? I ask because every single public female restroom I have ever been in smells and looks like a war zone. It boggles my mind. Tampons thrown everywhere, poo smears on the toilet seat, constantly unflushed toilets, toilet paper thrown everywhere, both dry and soggy. Sometimes I wonder if this is women's way of seeking revenge for all of the times they have to clean up after others? Finally, they have someone else who will clean up after them, so they go crazy and trash the whole place?

I'm constantly picking up crap from the stall floor because I'm so embarrassed on behalf of my gender for the state they leave things. I keep thinking that men get such a terrible rep for being slobs that you guys should know that you probably have nothing on your female counterparts.
WTH!? Where in the world are you?!

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Guys, tell us honestly...

Are public men's restroom's like a giant dumpster? I ask because every single public female restroom I have ever been in smells and looks like a war zone. It boggles my mind. Tampons thrown everywhere, poo smears on the toilet seat, constantly unflushed toilets, toilet paper thrown everywhere, both dry and soggy. Sometimes I wonder if this is women's way of seeking revenge for all of the times they have to clean up after others? Finally, they have someone else who will clean up after them, so they go crazy and trash the whole place?

I'm constantly picking up crap from the stall floor because I'm so embarrassed on behalf of my gender for the state they leave things. I keep thinking that men get such a terrible rep for being slobs that you guys should know that you probably have nothing on your female counterparts.
I think this is more because of a) the staff who don't bother to clean the washrooms, and b) the owners of the building who don't bother to make the washrooms the least bit nice in the first place. People, both men and women, are far more likely to clean up after themselves if the place is in good shape to begin with. I've been in super nice washrooms that weren't clean too, but generally speaking they're cleaner than your typical gas station hole in the floor.

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WTH!? Where in the world are you?!
Thought the same... not my typical experience with the ladies' room.

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Guys, tell us honestly...

Are public men's restroom's like a giant dumpster? I ask because every single public female restroom I have ever been in smells and looks like a war zone. It boggles my mind. Tampons thrown everywhere, poo smears on the toilet seat, constantly unflushed toilets, toilet paper thrown everywhere, both dry and soggy. Sometimes I wonder if this is women's way of seeking revenge for all of the times they have to clean up after others? Finally, they have someone else who will clean up after them, so they go crazy and trash the whole place?

I'm constantly picking up crap from the stall floor because I'm so embarrassed on behalf of my gender for the state they leave things. I keep thinking that men get such a terrible rep for being slobs that you guys should know that you probably have nothing on your female counterparts.
It is hit or miss. For example, the men's bathroom at our gym is usually in good shape. However, it ALWAYS smells like ass, to the point where I think the gym owner uses an ass smelling lysol lol.

One of the bathrooms in our office building, there are 3 stalls. Even though there are also 2 urinals one of the stalls seems to be designating for stand up peeing ... that stall is nasty, always splattered pee everywhere, toilet paper all over the place, etc...
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If it's real, someone had to do something to warrant this sign.



Sigh, my wife gives me the speaking treatment.
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Sigh, my wife gives me the speaking treatment.
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Well I apparently live in one of the most innovative places in the US, so I guess it does have to do with geography if my experience is that rare!

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Well I apparently live in one of the most innovative places in the US, so I guess it does have to do with geography if my experience is that rare!
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I don't know if ya all ladies are aware of, but if you are ever in a mens bathroom, do not eat/touch/play with the colorful puck in the urinal.

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I was going to make this joke, but I was in the bathroom pooping in the urinal.
You jest! But we had college fraternity pledges whose initiation rites/ job description entailed "dropping a loaf" in a competing fraternity house urinal or shower stall, or off on some unsuspecting "up-ity" sorority's doorstep!

Now to answer your original question, Ol' Arb ain't real proud! If presented with that same dilemma, I would have no problem in doing "double-duty" in the same public restroom anyway!

When a man's got to go, he's got to go! And if all of the available crappers were occupied/locked, as long as no one was looking, I'd just crap in the urinal!

And I think that any red-blooded man would do the very same!

Just show me one rational man who is desirous to deliberately crap his pants full when a receptacle is available!

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I cleaned restrooms while going to college. I'd say both are not places I'd eat dinner in. Neither beats the other.
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I know I have done a couple upper-deckers in my younger days.
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