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post #31 of 56 (permalink) Old 01-19-2017, 05:19 PM
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I absolutely hate public restrooms. I won't take a dump anywhere but home unless I totally have no choice.

As far as the coffee, I agree it's gross but what if there's no where else to put it? Not exactly gonna throw away a $5 cuppa when I've barely touched it yet. Not that I drink $5 coffee. Much prefer gas station "heavy fuel" to all that Starbucks and Dunkin' Donuts crap.
I guess all that sphincter training has paid off.

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confession time. I had a huge fear of public bathrooms when I was younger. Wouldn't go a school. I'm sure it stems from some long forgotten or surpressed childhood trauma. I was ok with the one toilet, lock the door type public bathrooms but could not go with other people around.

Once public men's rooms started putting the dividers between urinals I was able to use them. Also when I started staying out late drinking, well that doesn't leave you much choice - you use what you find open.

I still won't #2 in public unless I absolutely have to. Like if I'm tearing up from the pain. Otherwise it's home or hotel room.

the question you pose about what would you do if you were peeing and had to #2? That's a nightmare scenario. If I HAD to go, and nobody else was around I would then go into a stall. If others are around I would leave the restroom in pain.

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So here is a quick one as I encountered this situation a few days ago.

You are in a public bathroom with other dudes. You are taking a leek at the urinal and you realize that you need to poop as well. Do you:

a) Double dip, once done leeking you hit the crapper to finish things off
b) Leave without crapping. Either go to a different bathroom or go back to the bathroom a few minutes later
c) Crap your pants on the spot

I have no idea why, but I found myself instinctively walking out of the bathroom and going to a different bathroom in the building lol.

Side note - why the f$kc would someone think it sanitary that while dropping a deuce you should put your papers/tablet/coffee cup/etc... on the floor next to you ...
or

d) Turn round, drop your trousers/pants, whip your underwear down, defecate in the urinal whilst shouting: "Incoming!!!"

Then in a conversational tone say: "Excuse me, gentlemen!" pull your trousers/pants up and saunter out of the bathroom in a jaunty manner.

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Guys, tell us honestly...

Are public men's restroom's like a giant dumpster? I ask because every single public female restroom I have ever been in smells and looks like a war zone.

When I was younger, I was a janitor in a department store where the employees shared the restrooms with the general public. The women's side was always much, much worse. They would destroy the stalls.

I have no clue why that is, though...
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Wow.

I am wondering if there is any chance of getting the last ten minutes of my life back that I used to read this thread.


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Now there are a few venues that I generally will not do #2 at: that being a sporting event, provided that I'm a spectator, a fast food restaurant, or a damned movie theater!

Those restrooms are generally so nasty, they'd make a damned buzzard puke!

But if Mother Nature is kicking my a$$ bad enough, then I'll just lose my pride and wipe it down real good with toilet tissue and go!

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Guys, tell us honestly...

Are public men's restroom's like a giant dumpster? I ask because every single public female restroom I have ever been in smells and looks like a war zone. It boggles my mind. Tampons thrown everywhere, poo smears on the toilet seat, constantly unflushed toilets, toilet paper thrown everywhere, both dry and soggy. Sometimes I wonder if this is women's way of seeking revenge for all of the times they have to clean up after others? Finally, they have someone else who will clean up after them, so they go crazy and trash the whole place?

I'm constantly picking up crap from the stall floor because I'm so embarrassed on behalf of my gender for the state they leave things. I keep thinking that men get such a terrible rep for being slobs that you guys should know that you probably have nothing on your female counterparts.
My office building restrooms are maintained pretty well but I've seen some really disgusting restrooms. I find myself thinking what women out there in the world think it's okay to be so gross. How were they raised?

When a roommate and I were try to find a place, no one would rent to us. One landlord told us that he never rents to young women. They leave the place disgusting. He said young men don't. We were surprised.
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confession time. I had a huge fear of public bathrooms when i was younger. Wouldn't go a school. I'm sure it stems from some long forgotten or surpressed childhood trauma. I was ok with the one toilet, lock the door type public bathrooms but could not go with other people around.

Once public men's rooms started putting the dividers between urinals i was able to use them. Also when i started staying out late drinking, well that doesn't leave you much choice - you use what you find open.

I still won't #2 in public unless i absolutely have to. Like if i'm tearing up from the pain. Otherwise it's home or hotel room.

The question you pose about what would you do if you were peeing and had to #2? That's a nightmare scenario. If i had to go, and nobody else was around i would then go into a stall. If others are around i would leave the restroom in pain.
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Back to the etiquette part. There are simple rules.

Do not ever, ever, talk to someone who has their junk in their hand. Even more important, do not ever, ever, ever talk to someone with your junk in your hand. Most importantly, do not ever, ever, ever, EVER talk to someone with their junk in your hands.
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While on a road trip a long time ago, I pulled into a rest stop and went into the men's restroom. Instead of the usual enclosure for those who need to take a #2, this particular "enclosure" had half walls so you could see the guy taking a **** waist up. Why bother with the half walls? Has anyone else seen something like this?

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This might be unrelated but I heard this on a sports station on the radio the other day and it made me laugh like hell. Joe Buck, who has been announcing the NFL playoff games, was asked what was his most embarrassing moment. He said one time when he was doing a Green Bay Packers game at Lambeau Field he desperately had to take a leak but the commercial breaks were only 2 minutes and the bathroom was a long way from the press box. He had to resort to desperate measures. At the next commercial break he asked the female sports reporter in the room to leave, took the garbage can under his desk and whipped it out. Since he was so embarrassed he had to do this, it took awhile before anything happened. While he was still peeing the cameras went live on him chest high.

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This might be unrelated but I heard this on a sports station on the radio the other day and it made me laugh like hell. Joe Buck, who has been announcing the NFL playoff games, was asked what was his most embarrassing moment. He said one time when he was doing a Green Bay Packers game at Lambeau Field he desperately had to take a leak but the commercial breaks were only 2 minutes and the bathroom was a long way from the press box. He had to resort to desperate measures. At the next commercial break he asked the female sports reporter in the room to leave, took the garbage can under his desk and whipped it out. Since he was so embarrassed he had to do this, it took awhile before anything happened. While he was still peeing the cameras went live on him chest high.
EW. NFL broadcasts will never be the same again. Gah.

In 2002 we were in Cuba and went to a baseball game in Havana and the 'washrooms' were holes in the floor with little boys running all over the place selling toilet paper. ZERO privacy and a wee bit hard for women let me tell you!!! I had to have a LOT of beer before I was able to use those facilities.
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In 2002 we were in Cuba and went to a baseball game in Havana and the 'washrooms' were holes in the floor with little boys running all over the place selling toilet paper. ZERO privacy and a wee bit hard for women let me tell you!!! I had to have a LOT of beer before I was able to use those facilities.
You would definitely have to squat not sit. Aiming would be an issue.

"I've paid double for every transgression I've ever made and that motel and that boat are little to ask for"
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While on a road trip a long time ago, I pulled into a rest stop and went into the men's restroom. Instead of the usual enclosure for those who need to take a #2, this particular "enclosure" had half walls so you could see the guy taking a **** waist up. Why bother with the half walls? Has anyone else seen something like this?
I have this recurring nightmare CONSTANTLY

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Lol, this has happened before:

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