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post #46 of 56 (permalink) Old 01-20-2017, 03:12 PM
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^^ LOL, this happened to me one time. It was my future mother in law looking at me while I was peeing. Talk about weird and awkward.
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^^ LOL, this happened to me one time. It was my future mother in law looking at me while I was peeing. Talk about weird and awkward.
My future mother in law and I attended a surprise sex toy party together. Talk about AWWWWWWWWKWAAAAAAAARD.

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What do you do if you have to poop after peeing at the urinal? Wait till done peeing. Shake twice. Three times is playing with it. I shake like a hundred times cause I don't care, while I'm talking to someone in the next urinal cause I don't care.

Then, I put it back and make sure I don't do a "There's Something About Mary", while I'm zippering up. Turn, and walk to the stalls and do the rest of my business.

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Check the seat.

Check to see if anything is still remaining from the last guy. Don't play with the corn.

Put some tp in there so you don't splash yourself when the bomb drops.

Get off the commode and away quickly if it's an auto flush, cause you don't know if it will splash you or fill up and overflow. You gotta move to pull up your pants in case there is a flood. You don't want that on your shoes.

Oh, and men, don't try to flush your tampons.

p.s.: I was a janitor for a short time and yes, the women's room tended to be "dirtier" than the men's room. tp shreds all over. Tampons unwrapped in the disposal container. Sometimes a clot smeared on the inside of the container or on the stall wall. Oh yeah, it was interesting and stomach turning.

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I don't understand people bringing anything into an office restroom. And don't even get me started on people making phone calls from in there. C'mon man!

When I hear someone talking on their phone from inside a stall I wave my hand in front the urinal making it flush all the while I'm using it. 😬

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Are public men's restroom's like a giant dumpster? I ask because every single public female restroom I have ever been in smells and looks like a war zone. It boggles my mind. Tampons thrown everywhere, poo smears on the toilet seat, constantly unflushed toilets, toilet paper thrown everywhere, both dry and soggy. Sometimes I wonder if this is women's way of seeking revenge for all of the times they have to clean up after others? Finally, they have someone else who will clean up after them, so they go crazy and trash the whole place?

I'm constantly picking up crap from the stall floor because I'm so embarrassed on behalf of my gender for the state they leave things. I keep thinking that men get such a terrible rep for being slobs that you guys should know that you probably have nothing on your female counterparts.


No, actually, my experience of male toilets has always been heavenly. They sparkle and smell of lavenders!

I try not to go to public toilets unless I'm in Japan. We do have the Japanese Toto toilets at home, best thing ever invented! Nobody loves me as much as my personal toilet...It greets me, cleans me, dries me, sings to me when I'm sad and is a great listener!
I wish I could reciprocate the love with something other than regular bowel movements


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While on a road trip a long time ago, I pulled into a rest stop and went into the men's restroom. Instead of the usual enclosure for those who need to take a #2, this particular "enclosure" had half walls so you could see the guy taking a **** waist up. Why bother with the half walls? Has anyone else seen something like this?


Yes there is a name for that: Glory hole. Was there a dude with a drill close by?


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I always remember rather vividly about the tale that my Dad told about years ago, when he was once visiting my brother and sister-in-law in their "new home," where one of their toilets was equipped with an automatic "bidet," that when he simply leaned over to reach for a wad of toilet paper to finish off with, that he instantly felt this strong jet of winter cold water hit him up in his anal region, as he was not ever quite suspecting where it ever came from!

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Never bring food or drinks into a public bathroom. YUCK

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Guys, tell us honestly...

Are public men's restroom's like a giant dumpster? I ask because every single public female restroom I have ever been in smells and looks like a war zone. It boggles my mind. Tampons thrown everywhere, poo smears on the toilet seat, constantly unflushed toilets, toilet paper thrown everywhere, both dry and soggy. Sometimes I wonder if this is women's way of seeking revenge for all of the times they have to clean up after others? Finally, they have someone else who will clean up after them, so they go crazy and trash the whole place?

I'm constantly picking up crap from the stall floor because I'm so embarrassed on behalf of my gender for the state they leave things. I keep thinking that men get such a terrible rep for being slobs that you guys should know that you probably have nothing on your female counterparts.
I swear I've read somewhere that women's restrooms are way more unsanitary than mens.
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Yes there is a name for that: Glory hole. Was there a dude with a drill close by?
There was a certain public restroom in a park where someone was drilling holes waist high in the stall walls...in both male and female sides. The same park was known for aggressive male on male solicitation too. We couldn't catch the guy(s) so public works just kept patching the hole with small boards and bolts but he kept drilling. I'd go in there from time to time just to look at all the patchwork and laugh and marvel at the guys' persistence and commitment.

Eventually our detectives (dic's, lol) put decoys in the park as a sting. 😂 I'd drive by sometimes when they were working and whistle out my window at them. Lol. They'd wave back at me 🖕. Oh my god, those were the days!

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I swear I've read somewhere that women's restrooms are way more unsanitary than mens.
I've cleaned them both. Women's restrooms are a horror show from hell.

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