What do you do if you have to poop after peeing at the urinal? Wait till done peeing. Shake twice. Three times is playing with it. I shake like a hundred times cause I don't care, while I'm talking to someone in the next urinal cause I don't care.
Then, I put it back and make sure I don't do a "There's Something About Mary", while I'm zippering up. Turn, and walk to the stalls and do the rest of my business.
Check the seat.
Check to see if anything is still remaining from the last guy. Don't play with the corn.
Put some tp in there so you don't splash yourself when the bomb drops.
Get off the commode and away quickly if it's an auto flush, cause you don't know if it will splash you or fill up and overflow. You gotta move to pull up your pants in case there is a flood. You don't want that on your shoes.
Oh, and men, don't try to flush your tampons.
p.s.: I was a janitor for a short time and yes, the women's room tended to be "dirtier" than the men's room. tp shreds all over. Tampons unwrapped in the disposal container. Sometimes a clot smeared on the inside of the container or on the stall wall. Oh yeah, it was interesting and stomach turning.