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post #1 of 56 (permalink) Old 01-19-2017, 07:35 AM Thread Starter
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Male Bathroom Etiquette

So here is a quick one as I encountered this situation a few days ago.

You are in a public bathroom with other dudes. You are taking a leek at the urinal and you realize that you need to poop as well. Do you:

a) Double dip, once done leeking you hit the crapper to finish things off
b) Leave without crapping. Either go to a different bathroom or go back to the bathroom a few minutes later
c) Crap your pants on the spot

I have no idea why, but I found myself instinctively walking out of the bathroom and going to a different bathroom in the building lol.

Side note - why the f$kc would someone think it sanitary that while dropping a deuce you should put your papers/tablet/coffee cup/etc... on the floor next to you ...
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Who the heck brings coffee into the bathroom? Really dude?
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Who the heck brings coffee into the bathroom? Really dude?
Happens all the time. My guess guys get coffee at the cafe and then as they are walking back to their office stop at the bathroom. Honestly it is nasty when you see someone put their stuff on the $hitter floor.
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I absolutely hate public restrooms. I won't take a dump anywhere but home unless I totally have no choice.

As far as the coffee, I agree it's gross but what if there's no where else to put it? Not exactly gonna throw away a $5 cuppa when I've barely touched it yet. Not that I drink $5 coffee. Much prefer gas station "heavy fuel" to all that Starbucks and Dunkin' Donuts crap.
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Happens all the time. My guess guys get coffee at the cafe and then as they are walking back to their office stop at the bathroom. Honestly it is nasty when you see someone put their stuff on the $hitter floor.
That's pretty gross.

Except for 1, our bathrooms at work have tables outside of the restrooms so you can put your belongings there before you walk in. Some of them also have hanging containers on the wall so you can put your notepad there too.

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Slow day, Ellis?

Guilty of bringing my coffee inside the toilet. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

Since I'm female, I can't relate to the urinal issue, however I have had instances where I get out of the stall, wash my hands, and go back in because I suddenly realize it's a 2-phaser. Usually occurs after too much coffee. Probably explains why I should stop bringing it into the stall with me.

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That's pretty gross.

Except for 1, our bathrooms at work have tables outside of the restrooms so you can put your belongings there before you walk in. Some of them also have hanging containers on the wall so you can put your notepad there too.
The bathrooms in our building all have counter space where the sinks are (4 sinks in each bathroom), so you can just easily place your cup, etc... there.

Don't even get me started on the guys who don't bother washing their hands once they are done their business ...
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The bathrooms in our building all have counter space where the sinks are (4 sinks in each bathroom), so you can just easily place your cup, etc... there.

Don't even get me started on the guys who don't bother washing their hands once they are done their business ...
Oh yeah, we have those too! There's one woman I just call "The Rinser". I have no idea what her real name is. . . . . but I steer clear of her.

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Slow day, Ellis?

Guilty of bringing my coffee inside the toilet. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

Since I'm female, I can't relate to the urinal issue, however I have had instances where I get out of the stall, wash my hands, and go back in because I suddenly realize it's a 2-phaser. Usually occurs after too much coffee. Probably explains why I should stop bringing it into the stall with me.
Not a slow day, just too many random thoughts running through my head (which is unfortunately rather normal lol).

As far as the bolded, ummm .... probably doesn't read as how you meant it
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Oh yeah, we have those too! There's one woman I just call "The Rinser". I have no idea what her real name is. . . . . but I steer clear of her.
We have someone we labeled "The Mad $hitter" . On a few occasions someone has $hit on the floor, or we have found a pair on underwear lying on the floor
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As far as the bolded, ummm .... probably doesn't read as how you meant it
Yeah... Residual effect of living in the UK for years. Terms become interchangeable. Meaning not always. ;-)

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I hate using public bathrooms and usually only use when it's absolutely necessary.
We have a unisex one in college, great idea but it literally, literally just smells like something died.

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Female here, so can't address your original question, but I do just want to point out it's 'leak' and not 'leek'.

Sanitary napkin disposal receptacles are very useful to put drinks on when peeing in women's stalls. Unless they have a tilted lid. I have had to put beer on the floor at the football stadium before and I usually put a piece of toilet paper under it. Unless I've had a few, then I don't care

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Female here, so can't address your original question, but I do just want to point out it's 'leak' and not 'leek'.
Lol, wondered who would be the first to pick up on that

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