Re: If it was safe, practical and fully functioning....
I don't think I'd have this hypothetical surgery unless I was severely lacking in that area.
Even if I was on the smaller side, I don't think I'd do it. I've always maintained there's somebody out there for just about every size. But there's a limit to usability, of course, so I guess if I were in that category, then I probably would.
I'd be more likely to have a reduction, however, if I were hung like an elephant.
I kind of see it how I see breast augmentation/reduction. Small boobs are awesome, IMO, and I know many men like them. Huge boobs - same of course, lots of men like them - but I've known more than one woman in my life who have had a reduction, or have seriously contemplated it. There's a legit reason to reduce the size of one's breasts, whereas augmentation is purely cosmetic and/or mental.
I'd rather be on the smaller side and know I can at least fit my penis inside a vagina, than the opposite!
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