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post #16 of 138 (permalink) Old 01-27-2017, 09:53 AM
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A very interesting question. Normally I object to cosmetic surgery because of the wide range of side effects and imperfections, but you are assuming this is perfect so I don't get that easy excuse.

I am in the normal range, so there is no practical reason I would want to be larger. In fact my wife would prefer if I were smaller. So.. would I want to reduce the size of my penis to get more sex? No...and I can't come up with a rational reason why not.

If I were with a woman who wanted larger, then enlargement would make sense. (again assuming it perfect)

Without thinking of a specific partner, I think that deep down I know enlargement is completely silly. Since most men have large enough penises to be functional, it becomes a sort of competition. The end result of that would be guys dragging around elephant size dongs that are too large to allow sex with anyone.


I wonder how many women would want their men to be larger (through the same magic).
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@ConanHub hit the nail on the head for me. That feeling of your manhood being at the very limit of what your wife can handle is powerful. Its makes us feel powerful. And I think we know men love powerful things.

I probably would if as@GTdad suggested it were temporary. Oral etc with a very large penis? Probably not as appealing for most women.

Would it be asking too much to have a switch to go between small medium and large erections?

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Without thinking of a specific partner, I think that deep down I know enlargement is completely silly. Since most men have large enough penises to be functional, it becomes a sort of competition. The end result of that would be guys dragging around elephant size dongs that are too large to allow sex with anyone.


I wonder how many women would want their men to be larger (through the same magic).
Yes I'm pretty sure if my magical surgery existed, we'd see plenty of elephant dongs. Similar to how we have women with implants that are the size of watermelons and even bigger (on women who had nothing like that size before so they are just weird balloons).

As to if women would want their men to be larger...if I asked this question in the ladies lounge, I don't think most women would answer honestly here. It would be difficult to say if the answer was yes, I think. If their honest answer was no, they would answer, and then we would have mostly or all answers of "no" but only because the "yes" answers weren't given.

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@ConanHub hit the nail on the head for me. That feeling of your manhood being at the very limit of what your wife can handle is powerful. Its makes us feel powerful. And I think we know men love powerful things.

I probably would if as@GTdad suggested it were temporary. Oral etc with a very large penis? Probably not as appealing for most women.

Would it be asking too much to have a switch to go between small medium and large erections?
OMG, that's perfect!

Yes, let's add the option of a pill you can take that can take your normally HUGE new magically enlarged penis, and can make it compact down a bit to be small enough for special occasions

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Give me the ability to inflate and deflate at a moments notice. The possible issue with enlargement, I don't need my penis going any deeper into the toilet water than it does already when I sit down to pee
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Give me the ability to inflate and deflate at a moments notice. The possible issue with enlargement, I don't need my penis going any deeper into the toilet water than it does already when I sit down to pee
Well then dont sit down to pee ya Sally.

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Give me the ability to inflate and deflate at a moments notice. The possible issue with enlargement, I don't need my penis going any deeper into the toilet water than it does already when I sit down to pee
I like the pill idea better for temporary post op size reduction...because in my magical surgery fantasy, I didn't want any kind of device or implant to be inside the penis. That would make the penis less than ideal....unless of course I also fantasize that we have some future technology and materials that are not so unnatural like what we have for implants now.

But ok....if you insist....there is an inflatable option.

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OMG, that's perfect!

Yes, let's add the option of a pill you can take that can take your normally HUGE new magically enlarged penis, and can make it compact down a bit to be small enough for special occasions
An adjustable penis?

Absolutely! No drawbacks to that scenario.
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I like the pill idea better for temporary post op size reduction...because in my magical surgery fantasy, I didn't want any kind of device or implant to be inside the penis. That would make the penis less than ideal....unless of course I also fantasize that we have some future technology and materials that are not so unnatural like what we have for implants now.

But ok....if you insist....there is an inflatable option.
Lol. Plus, the inflatable option could come in handy when in the pool

Not gonna lie, it would be interesting to see what a size bump would do (length and girth), why the heck not. I am sure there would be an interest from females as well if our penises could vibrate (and grow some "rabbit ears")!
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Lol. Plus, the inflatable option could come in handy when in the pool

Not gonna lie, it would be interesting to see what a size bump would do (length and girth), why the heck not. I am sure there would be an interest from females as well if our penises could vibrate (and grow some "rabbit ears")!
Ok now you are just getting weird Ellis. Here we are having a nice discussion about fully adjustable magic c@cks and you suggest growing rodent ears on our penises. Just weird.

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On an intellectual level, I know I shouldn't do it but the fantasy of really stretching a woman is powerful.
Interesting way to put it! I get that.
There are ways that can be achieved, if you really want to... my partner sometimes tells me that he's going to "destroy that pvssy" and he totally means it.

ETA: But I guess you mean with just your penis, and no additional help from toys or other body parts... :/

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Ok now you are just getting weird Ellis. Here we are having a nice discussion about fully adjustable magic c@cks and you suggest growing rodent ears on our penises. Just weird.
Ok but....I DO approve of the magical vibrating option!! The ears could be just a little hat you put on it.

So now you have the full menu of options....

increase or decrease length, any length you choose

increase or decrease width, any width you choose

adjustable and inflatable options

vibrating options

choose your shape and contour

fun hats and accessories included with all packages! including: confetti shooter, glow in the dark in multiple colors, animal prints, and more!

Total cost......let's say its covered by most insurance.

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Ok but....I DO approve of the magical vibrating option!! The ears could be just a little hat you put on it.

So now you have the full menu of options....

increase or decrease length, any length you choose

increase or decrease width, any width you choose

adjustable and inflatable options

vibrating options

choose your shape and contour

fun hats and accessories included with all packages!

Total cost......let's say its covered by most insurance.
Add the ability to glow or light up. Could see a lot of fun with that in the dark! Imagine a nudest beach in the dark lol
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Add the ability to glow or light up. Could see a lot of fun with that in the dark! Imagine a nudest beach in the dark lol
Done.

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