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post #31 of 138 (permalink) Old 01-27-2017, 10:57 AM
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Add the ability to glow or light up. Could see a lot of fun with that in the dark! Imagine a nudest beach in the dark lol
Lot of "Jedi" fun in the bedroom.

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Would you have penis enlargement surgery?

A post of mine in another thread sent me to start this one.

Currently there is no such surgery. So I'm speaking hypothetically here. Pretend there was a procedure that could make your size be whatever you choose, with little to no risk of losing any functioning or sensation. Also pretend the cost was practical.

Would you do it?

Why or why not?
That's a lot of pretending, more than I'm normally willing to indulge in.

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I wouldn't do it.

Simply because despite being 5'3" tall, I am very far from lacking in that department. So for me it would be a pointless exercise.
I'm nearly that short but unlike you I've never had to worry about tripping on it.

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Why bother, I don't get to use it anyway.
Now that is the real kicker and my #1 excuse for not getting the implant I really need.

Honestly If I could return to original (before estrogen poisoning) size and function, in an affordable safe and effective surgery, I'd do it even if my partner was still low drive. Bigger? well that's really only for locker room confidence and I have ZERO interest in impressing other men.
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Lot of "Jedi" fun in the bedroom.
Umm ... that requires at least two lightsabers
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There are ways that can be achieved, if you really want to... my partner sometimes tells me that he's going to "destroy that pvssy" and he totally means it.

ETA: But I guess you mean with just your penis, and no additional help from toys or other body parts... :/
I think it is far more my fantasy than hers.

If she thought it would be fun to try and even enjoy it, I would love to stretch her out occasionally with a toy or fingers.

She really is a small woman though and I have to work her up pretty good just to get 2 fingers inside.

I've never been able to get 3 during foreplay or oral though after rigorous intercourse I could probably easily get 3 or more in.

Anyway, she would have to be on board with it and hasn't shown any inclination to get really filled up.

We are working on improved intimacy and she is getting much more aggressively sexual so who knows?

I just love sex and all this talk is making me hungry!
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Umm ... that requires at least two lightsabers
Right, but she could just have one of those fun plastic light up toy ones. That would be hella fun!

Of course, she would have to play nicely. We wouldn't want to injure the magic penis light saber.

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Ok but....I DO approve of the magical vibrating option!! The ears could be just a little hat you put on it.

So now you have the full menu of options....

increase or decrease length, any length you choose

increase or decrease width, any width you choose

adjustable and inflatable options

vibrating options

choose your shape and contour

fun hats and accessories included with all packages! including: confetti shooter, glow in the dark in multiple colors, animal prints, and more!

Total cost......let's say its covered by most insurance.
I see lots of fun with the glow in the dark option...even if you don't use it for sex.

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You are fun FW!😉
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An adjustable penis?

Absolutely! No drawbacks to that scenario.
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Re: If it was safe, practical and fully functioning....

It might still be an interesting question in the ladies lounge. Not because the answer are honest but because the dishonesty is interesting, just as it is here.

Honest answers from women would be very interesting - whichever way they went.

Same for men answering about breast size. I honestly don't like large breasts - but there is no way for anyone to know that I'm being honest.


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Yes I'm pretty sure if my magical surgery existed, we'd see plenty of elephant dongs. Similar to how we have women with implants that are the size of watermelons and even bigger (on women who had nothing like that size before so they are just weird balloons).

As to if women would want their men to be larger...if I asked this question in the ladies lounge, I don't think most women would answer honestly here. It would be difficult to say if the answer was yes, I think. If their honest answer was no, they would answer, and then we would have mostly or all answers of "no" but only because the "yes" answers weren't given.
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Re: If it was safe, practical and fully functioning....

Making it adjustable makes the question too easy. Since there is no downside to adjustable, there is no reason not to take that option.

I find the original question much more interesting. Women can always find out what it would be like with a different sized penis by using toys - available from small to ridiculous. I actually think its worth couples trying very large toys just to get past this. During a brief period when we were having frequent sex, my wife and I tried this. She brief enjoyed the novelty of very large toys, but quickly discovered that they really were just uncomfortable, and that normal human sizes were better.


The question is how many men want to permanently be larger, and if so, how large???? 6"? 8", 12". 24"???

What (unchangeable) size would women like their men to be?
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I love the banter in this post. You all are cracking me up. Your the peeps DH and I are friends with IRL.


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An adjustable penis?

Absolutely! No drawbacks to that scenario.
A detachable penis has no draw backs either. You can leave it home, when you think it's gonna get you in trouble. Oh, wait, you may have to buy it back off some guy on Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place.



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Making it adjustable makes the question too easy. Since there is no downside to adjustable, there is no reason not to take that option.

I find the original question much more interesting. Women can always find out what it would be like with a different sized penis by using toys - available from small to ridiculous. I actually think its worth couples trying very large toys just to get past this. During a brief period when we were having frequent sex, my wife and I tried this. She brief enjoyed the novelty of very large toys, but quickly discovered that they really were just uncomfortable, and that normal human sizes were better.


The question is how many men want to permanently be larger, and if so, how large???? 6"? 8", 12". 24"???

What (unchangeable) size would women like their men to be?
By adjustable I take that to mean capable of temporary extremes and colors: maybe one day you want to be 6" and glow in the dark and the next day you want to be 24" and animal print.

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Re: If it was safe, practical and fully functioning....

I'm ok with my original weapon of choice.

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Re: If it was safe, practical and fully functioning....

I skipped the comments and replying to the original thread, but heck yeah I would, why not?

I already know what it's like to be average so it would be an experience to know what it's like to be on the big-huge side. There was an articleI read from GQ magazine about a doctor in Los Angeles that performs the procedure, seems the patients anD their wives were happy.
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