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Things Women Don’t Like About Their Male Partners
– Weird noises.
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– Changes position too frequently.
The guy who started that thread is a tool, probably hasn't even gotten laid in 2017

So basically, the small penis guy who constantly changes positions, ejaculating quickly while making weird noises is probably not getting a call back???
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So basically, the small penis guy who constantly changes positions, ejaculating quickly while making weird noises is probably not getting a call back???
And now you know why I have never had a satisfying sex life. I am 4 for 4!

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FW, there is a procedure known as penile suspensory ligament surgery which detaches the PSL from the pubic bone which allows for the internal portions of the penis to extend further. Supposedly this adds 1 to 2 inches of length, but decreases or eliminates the upward curve (which is created by the PSL attachment to the pubic bone)
As for penis enlargement - no I absolutely wouldn't consider it. To me, unless there is some disfigurement from disease or accident, I think it is vanity. Just like breast enhancement, or butt and lip implants. Work with what you have and rock it.

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I don't think he meant it to be the same size all the time, as in, erect all the time.

He's just saying that when he's soft it shrinks up (he's not a shower). And that from the shrunken stage, a woman (or man) looking at his penis would maybe assume it is small even when it grows.

I like the look of penis when it is nice and thick when it isn't hard. It isn't standing up straight, just laying there on his leg or whatever, but is still thick and several inches long. I think that's what he's saying he wishes he had.
I understood exactly what he was saying but you have missed what I was saying. He said he feels less Alpha when it is flaccid. I was trying to impart some wisdom that some men may not know, that the change from flaccid to erect is a super powerful and sexy thing for a woman to see and participate in. Therefore there is no need to feel less Alpha (or manly or whatever) if a flaccid penis is quite small. In fact of a non erect and erect penis were roughly the same size it would be less of a turn on for me.
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I was trying to impart some wisdom that some men may not know, that the change from flaccid to erect is a super powerful and sexy thing for a woman to see and participate in.
Totally true. The penis is so fascinating to me. The changes it goes through are just incredible. I love it all, soft, chubby, hard....the extreme changes are a turn on.

However....I still like to see a soft penis that is thick and a little long (relatively). That doesn't mean I don't like the super short softies, I do. I love it in all stages. But those non erect thick ones that are about 3 - 4 inches while soft....I really like seeing that. I don't even know why. It is just a beautiful sight.

Men I've been with who didn't have this, I have never once thought in the moment that anything was wrong, missing, or that I'd prefer anything different. It is just that when I've seen a soft but still thick and a little long one I thought....yumm.

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Completely happy with and rather thankful for what it was that I born with!

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Totally true. The penis is so fascinating to me. The changes it goes through are just incredible. I love it all, soft, chubby, hard....the extreme changes are a turn on.

However....I still like to see a soft penis that is thick and a little long (relatively). That doesn't mean I don't like the super short softies, I do. I love it in all stages. But those non erect thick ones that are about 3 - 4 inches while soft....I really like seeing that. I don't even know why. It is just a beautiful sight.

Men I've been with who didn't have this, I have never once thought in the moment that anything was wrong, missing, or that I'd prefer anything different. It is just that when I've seen a soft but still thick and a little long one I thought....yumm.
I am actually quite turned on and in awe of MrH's confidence when walking around naked, just as he is and not erect, living life and loving it Wish I was that confident.
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I am actually quite turned on and in awe of MrH's confidence when walking around naked, just as he is and not erect, living life and loving it Wish I was that confident.

Why aren't you?

I tend to not walk around naked much because I want to keep a little pursuit going and never have him feel that my nakedness is just something to overlook. If I'm naked all the time, that could happen. I want him to always want to peel my clothes off which he can't do if they are always already off. After romping around in bed all morning I will gleefully prance around naked for awhile. Then he has to wait for a bit to see me naked again (at least a few hours! )

Him walking around naked and proud does make me admire him and his confidence, like you said. But it is different for the two of us.

Frankly, if I walked around naked we'd never get anything done so I'm doing us both a service.

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FW, there is a procedure known as penile suspensory ligament surgery which detaches the PSL from the pubic bone which allows for the internal portions of the penis to extend further. Supposedly this adds 1 to 2 inches of length, but decreases or eliminates the upward curve (which is created by the PSL attachment to the pubic bone)
As for penis enlargement - no I absolutely wouldn't consider it. To me, unless there is some disfigurement from disease or accident, I think it is vanity. Just like breast enhancement, or butt and lip implants. Work with what you have and rock it.
No upward curve for me. 90 degrees.

As for the vanity? Hell yeah. And if it were 99.9% safe I would still consider it. Do it? I dont know. As I said earlier in the thread I'm afraid the desire to go huge would be strong. But then what about buyers remorse? Not likely something you could go back on. Im fine in that department. But it must be the desire to have the thing that makes people go bug eyed. I dont know.

Be like getting FF boobs.(thats insanely big right?) Bigger is better right? Oh sh!t. Went a little TOO big.

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Totally true. The penis is so fascinating to me. The changes it goes through are just incredible. I love it all, soft, chubby, hard....the extreme changes are a turn on.

However....I still like to see a soft penis that is thick and a little long (relatively). That doesn't mean I don't like the super short softies, I do. I love it in all stages. But those non erect thick ones that are about 3 - 4 inches while soft....I really like seeing that. I don't even know why. It is just a beautiful sight.

Men I've been with who didn't have this, I have never once thought in the moment that anything was wrong, missing, or that I'd prefer anything different. It is just that when I've seen a soft but still thick and a little long one I thought....yumm.
Mrs. Conan is exactly the same with her reactions.

I parade naked because I'm not bashful and I found that Mrs. C really likes it but she has an instant reaction if my penis is a little bit relaxed and inflated.

Maybe it is a challenge to her womanhood on some level.

Her man is somewhat aroused. What is she going to do about getting him fully aroused?

It is possibly a confirmation of his attraction for her combined with the challenge of getting him all the way up?

Anyway. She has an instant vaginal response every time. E.G. Gets hot and wet.
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Totally true. The penis is so fascinating to me. The changes it goes through are just incredible. I love it all, soft, chubby, hard....the extreme changes are a turn on.

However....I still like to see a soft penis that is thick and a little long (relatively). That doesn't mean I don't like the super short softies, I do. I love it in all stages. But those non erect thick ones that are about 3 - 4 inches while soft....I really like seeing that. I don't even know why. It is just a beautiful sight.
May I ask you a question?

If you had to pick the perfect penis for yourself, what would be your ideal erect penis size? (assuming he had all the other attributes you want and need, emotional, etc.)
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Answer to the original Q - No!
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Yes, but to a reasonable degree. LOL, contrary to porn, but not every woman wants a horse c0ck. An extra inch perhaps, but it works well enough for the majority at present. If I were under 5 inches, hell yes, and without a doubt. It is the numbers game and there is a point where too small is too small for most. I only dated one girl that had an issue with about two fingers being enough and she was 5 feet tall, very small vagina.

I would not go beyond 8 inches though unlike some guys I hear that want a 10 inch d1ck. Those girls that would want that on a daily basis, multiple times a day is rare so far and I only came across a few of those.

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7.5" erect here. I don't need to be pron star big, so I'll pass.
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