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post #91 of 138 (permalink) Old 01-31-2017, 03:46 PM Thread Starter
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May I ask you a question?

If you had to pick the perfect penis for yourself, what would be your ideal erect penis size? (assuming he had all the other attributes you want and need, emotional, etc.)
If I can have both of my hands gripped on it, one on top of the other, and there is still some length coming out from the top hand (maybe a little less than an inch longer than both of my hands stacked on top of each other).

About as thick as a Red Bull can (I think...I don't have one in front of me, but I know a regular coke can is too thick...I hope a Red Bull can isn't actually smaller in circumference than I'm picturing...) (ETA: NO!!! NOT A RED BULL CAN!!! I way UNDER estimated how thick they are. See posts below. Sorry! Carry on.)

I have no idea what this would actually measure out to.

Just know that my hands are not particularly small.

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If I can have both of my hands gripped on it, one on top of the other, and there is still some length coming out from the top hand (maybe a little less than an inch longer than both of my hands stacked on top of each other).

About as thick as a Red Bull can (I think...I don't have one in front of me, but I know a regular coke can is too thick...I hope a Red Bull can isn't actually smaller in circumference than I'm picturing...)

I have no idea what this would actually measure out to.

Just know that my hands are not particularly small.
Hard to tell the ideal length here but the thickness is definitely above the average in humans and I'm betting the length is quite above the average.

Not knocking it just observing.
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Ok I just measured my hands when in a fist, one on top of the other....so it looks like about 7.5 inches when including a little extra coming out the end. Then I measured the circumference of a 32 fl oz Snapple screw top lid that appeared to be about right....that was about 5.75 inches.

I know this is obvious to all guys (and some women) but 7.5 inches is incredibly long, so when every man at TAM claims to have "about 7" I'm usually thinking, um....probably not.

I was with a guy who claimed he was 8 once....I'm thinking more like 7.5 he was. But it was HUGE, to me, in my hands, and in my body. 7 would still seem huge to me if it had some girth (even less than my Snapple bottle top). That guy I was with, we actually didn't fit together at all, couldn't get all the way in. But it was short lived, and I knew I'd be able to work with it if I had more time.

Remember the question was about an ideal, not about what would/could absolutely make me just as happy.

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Ok I just measured my hands when in a fist, one on top of the other....so it looks like about 7.5 inches when including a little extra coming out the end. Then I measured the circumference of a 32 fl oz Snapple screw top lid that appeared to be about right....that was about 5.75 inches.

I know this is obvious to all guys (and some women) but 7.5 inches is incredibly long, so when every man at TAM claims to have "about 7" I'm usually thinking, um....probably not.

I was with a guy who claimed he was 8 once....I'm thinking more like 7.5 he was. But it was HUGE, to me, in my hands, and in my body. 7 would still seem huge to me if it had some girth (even less than my Snapple bottle top). That guy I was with, we actually didn't fit together at all, couldn't get all the way in. But it was short lived, and I knew I'd be able to work with it if I had more time.

Remember the question was about an ideal, not about what would/could absolutely make me just as happy.
No exaggerating here - I've measured and been measured many times, and I'm 7.5" when fully erect. And I think my girth is proportionate to my length - but a Redbull can?? Even in porn guys aren't that thick.
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Ok I just measured my hands when in a fist, one on top of the other....so it looks like about 7.5 inches when including a little extra coming out the end. Then I measured the circumference of a 32 fl oz Snapple screw top lid that appeared to be about right....that was about 5.75 inches.

I know this is obvious to all guys (and some women) but 7.5 inches is incredibly long, so when every man at TAM claims to have "about 7" I'm usually thinking, um....probably not.

I was with a guy who claimed he was 8 once....I'm thinking more like 7.5 he was. But it was HUGE, to me, in my hands, and in my body. 7 would still seem huge to me if it had some girth (even less than my Snapple bottle top). That guy I was with, we actually didn't fit together at all, couldn't get all the way in. But it was short lived, and I knew I'd be able to work with it if I had more time.

Remember the question was about an ideal, not about what would/could absolutely make me just as happy.
Yup. I hear ya!

I just did a bunch of research, thanks for clearing up the length, and a red bull can has a circumference of over 6.6 inches. Which, if that is what someone wants, good luck but probably won't find that on a man though toy stores have plenty!
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Yeah. 7.5 is well above the average by probably 1.25 inches?

I use to remember but isn't the average between 5.25 and 6.25 for length?
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No exaggerating here - I've measured and been measured many times, and I'm 7.5" when fully erect. And I think my girth is proportionate to my length - but a Redbull can?? Even in porn guys aren't that thick.
I mis-estimated the circumference of a Red Bull can. Or maybe I was just thinking of the small cans? They seemed a lot less girthy in my mind.

Like I said I measured a nearby Snapple bottle top and got about 5.75 inches.

To be honest though, it is really difficult to imagine all of this without something phallic to look at for reference.

I just know that as far as girth, it is cool if I can't close my fingers around it. Again, I do not have small hands, though.

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Yup. I hear ya!

I just did a bunch of research, thanks for clearing up the length, and a red bull can has a circumference of over 6.6 inches. Which, if that is what someone wants, good luck but probably won't find that on a man though toy stores have plenty!
Oh jeez I just went and looked at some pictures of Red Bull cans.....yep no, sorry! I totally saw them smaller in my mind.

No no no. Not. Nada.

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Ok. Length, low average 4.7, high 6.3.

Girth average seems more constant an average at about 4.6 or 4.7
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Oh jeez I just went and looked at some pictures of Red Bull cans.....yep no, sorry! I totally saw them smaller in my mind.

No no no. Not. Nada.
I was going to say - that could kill a woman!!
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I was going to say - that could kill a woman!!
A hell of a lot of foreplay required!

Like maybe an hour or two!
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If I can have both of my hands gripped on it, one on top of the other, and there is still some length coming out from the top hand (maybe a little less than an inch longer than both of my hands stacked on top of each other).

About as thick as a Red Bull can (I think...I don't have one in front of me, but I know a regular coke can is too thick...I hope a Red Bull can isn't actually smaller in circumference than I'm picturing...) (ETA: NO!!! NOT A RED BULL CAN!!! I way UNDER estimated how thick they are. See posts below. Sorry! Carry on.)

I have no idea what this would actually measure out to.

Just know that my hands are not particularly small.
Hahaha! LOL! You are a kick ass funny!

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I was going to say - that could kill a woman!!
I don't drink Red Bull and I haven't even seen a can of it for ages. In my mind, the small cans were MUCH smaller than they actually are, apparently. No, I'm not into baseball bats and horses. I just misjudged what those cans look like.

Again...it is incredibly difficult to visualize this with nothing even remotely phallic shaped nearby. Much better would be to go to a toy store and measure one that seemed right, but although I love toy/porn stores, I don't actually have any toys like that (bleah...inanimate objects inside of me do nothing for me) and even as brazen as I am, I wouldn't go at one with my ruler in a store.

I'm sure most guys would have trouble guessing a woman's bra size from just a picture, unless it was his wife and he already knew her size.

As an example....let's say a woman is 5'4, 130 pounds, and has breasts approximately the size of medium grapefruits. What would you estimate her bra size to be?

How about if they were medium oranges?

How about if they were tennis balls?

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I could probably find some sites with real pictures of toys that were not being used LOL!

I obviously won't post one but going looking....
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Yikes!

Never mind....
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