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post #121 of 138 (permalink) Old 02-02-2017, 05:34 AM
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Yes I would. I'm tired of peeing on my house shoes.
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Maybe a different question but is a penis critical to your sexual enjoyment, or could it work with a man who was happy to use mouth, fingers and toys?

I'm sure the answer is different for different women.


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How did a thread about penises become a thread about God?
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How did a thread about penises become a thread about God?
The Bible says men are made in His image? I bet He has a HUGE one!

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Remember the goal of feminism: Making sure only alphas get laid!
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Ahahahahahaa lol
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post #127 of 138 (permalink) Old 02-02-2017, 01:41 PM
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Most ladies would love a guy that's bigger but won't admit this because they don't want to seem shallow.
I see what you did there.
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I don't think he meant it to be the same size all the time, as in, erect all the time.

He's just saying that when he's soft it shrinks up (he's not a shower). And that from the shrunken stage, a woman (or man) looking at his penis would maybe assume it is small even when it grows.

I like the look of penis when it is nice and thick when it isn't hard. It isn't standing up straight, just laying there on his leg or whatever, but is still thick and several inches long. I think that's what he's saying he wishes he had.
40 lbs of danglin' fury.
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I don't see how it would improve my sex life, so I'd probably use the money on a new tv.

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I already have to tuck it into my shoe when I walk. If it were any bigger I'd trip over the thing!
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I already have to tuck it into my shoe when I walk. If it were any bigger I'd trip over the thing!
Reminds me of this old joke...

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at one point in my life, I would have done it in a heartbeat. I'm average size, but always wanted it bigger. Now it doesn't bother me, my wife loves it and says we fit perfectly.
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Maybe a different question but is a penis critical to your sexual enjoyment, or could it work with a man who was happy to use mouth, fingers and toys?



I'm sure the answer is different for different women.


A penis IS critical for my sexual fulfillment. If it wasn't I'd be a lesbian and wouldn't bother with men since they are clearly from a different planet than women
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A penis IS critical for my sexual fulfillment. If it wasn't I'd be a lesbian and wouldn't bother with men since they are clearly from a different planet than women
Just throw a strap on of your size choosing on a female of your choice ... won't have to worry about those icky men any longer
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Just throw a strap on of your size choosing on a female of your choice ... won't have to worry about those icky men any longer
A BIG strap-on!

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