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post #1 of 138 (permalink) Old 01-27-2017, 01:03 AM Thread Starter
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If it was safe, practical and fully functioning....

Would you have penis enlargement surgery?

A post of mine in another thread sent me to start this one.

Currently there is no such surgery. So I'm speaking hypothetically here. Pretend there was a procedure that could make your size be whatever you choose, with little to no risk of losing any functioning or sensation. Also pretend the cost was practical.

Would you do it?

Why or why not?

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Re: If it was safe, practical and fully functioning....

Id do it , this is why....Id say my penis erect is a solid size but when its not erect I wouldn't mind it being the same size of when its erect. haha its kind of a let down when it shrinks down to its normal size your like awww man I felt so Alpha when it was erect why can't I feel like this always.

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Ahh...to be the ultimate grower shower.

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Would you have penis enlargement surgery?

A post of mine in another thread sent me to start this one.

Currently there is no such surgery. So I'm speaking hypothetically here. Pretend there was a procedure that could make your size be whatever you choose, with little to no risk of losing any functioning or sensation. Also pretend the cost was practical.

Would you do it?

Why or why not?
I wouldn't do it.

Simply because despite being 5'3" tall, I am very far from lacking in that department. So for me it would be a pointless exercise.
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Re: If it was safe, practical and fully functioning....

What about reductions?
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Re: If it was safe, practical and fully functioning....

At my current age and maturity, no I wouldn't chose penis enlargement. I like what I've got. When I was younger and less secure, I might have thought about it. There is a very active community of men who write about their choice to do penis enlargement exercises. Go to Thundersplace and read all about it. Most of them acknowledge that its about personal psychological comfort including the fantasy that perhaps women care. Most acknowledge that, in truth, women don't care, and that an oversize penis can be a problem.
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Re: If it was safe, practical and fully functioning....

Maybe, if it was temporary. It would be fun at first, but the terrified shrieking might get old after a while.
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Why bother, I don't get to use it anyway.

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Re: If it was safe, practical and fully functioning....

Ah, tempting, but probably no. My wife can't keep her hands and mouth off mine for 17 years now, so why mess with a sure thing?

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Re: If it was safe, practical and fully functioning....

I would be very tempted but probably wouldn't.

I would be tempted because a lot of sexual fiction and porn as well as many sexual fantasies central around an enormous penis.

The thing is, Mrs. Conan loves what I have.

Her first husband was swinging a log down there, her words, and she calls mine a bat.

She never liked sex with her first husband, lack of chemistry and skill, but it was very uncomfortable as well. She is a very little woman.

On an intellectual level, I know I shouldn't do it but the fantasy of really stretching a woman is powerful.
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Currently there is no such surgery.
It exists, it started in the 80s.

Answering your questions:
Nope.

Based on comments from the women I had sex with and then my wife.
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It exists, it started in the 80s.

Answering your questions:
Nope.

Based on comments from the women I had sex with and then my wife.
Does Penis Enlargement Work? - WebMD: Surgery, Pumps, Creams, & More

from the article....

"I think there isn't a guy in the world who hasn't wished his penis were an inch or two longer," says Michael O'Leary, MD, professor of urologic surgery at Harvard Medical School and a urologist at Brigham and Women's Hospital in Boston.

However, after more than a century of generally dubious and sometimes lunatic penis enlargement attempts, there's still not much you can do. Sure, there are lots and lots of supposed options out there -- penis pills, creams, brutal stretching exercises, horrific-looking devices, and penis surgery. Almost none of it works. The few approaches that can work often have modest benefits and serious side effects. How serious? In some cases, erectile dysfunction-serious.

"Trust me, if I knew of a way to safely and effectively increase penis size, I'd be a billionaire," O'Leary tells WebMD. "But I don't. Nobody does."

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The American Urologic Association states that these procedures have not been shown to be safe or effective for increasing the thickness or length of the penis in an adult.

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There really isn't. If there was, it would be a common surgery, like breast implants.

But even if you want to argue that the current, high risk, low reward procedures are something men are willing to do...I'm still talking about a hypothetical surgery. One where you can pick your size (the current risky procedures can only add a fractional change in size), thickness, shape, contour, etc, and magically have perfect functioning erections and no risk of loss in sensation.

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Re: If it was safe, practical and fully functioning....

My partner would, I think. I know he wishes his penis was bigger.

I'm happy with his penis as it currently is, but I wouldn't complain if he did it. I would have to put some size restrictions in place, because I don't want it to be TOO big.

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On an intellectual level, I know I shouldn't do it but the fantasy of really stretching a woman is powerful.
Interesting way to put it! I get that.

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What about reductions?
Sure, lets say this surgery was safe and available, too. If John Holmes was a regular guy and didn't want to be a porn star and was sick of being pulled aside at airport security because they think he has a night stick in his pants....I'm sure such a man would have reduction surgery.

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