Re: Men help me be a better wife
There is a way to succeed in all ways. It is simple. Live your life backwards.
Picture your ideal way of being old. Take the steps necessary to get to where you want to go. Most people have an idea of the career they want or if they want marriage and children but somewhere they lose the idea of setting new goals.
The goal for me was to be happy, live long and die with the loving care of a large and devoted family. I have put in place the blocks for that end. I suggest you examine where you really want to be in 50 years. Change the now to improve your aim and let your dreams fly into a future that will make you happy. The side benefit is, of course that everyone around will be happy too.
In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm! - Woody Allen