Re: Important information that can save men's lives
I'm not sure I agree with #6, but sadly, I probably have a dad bod (although I've lost weight and gained muscle lately, hoping to reverse this). Having kids (#4) may statistically help longevity - once they've moved out of course, which ours have.
We've seen this study - or parts of it - many years ago, and my wife ensures #1 by providing daily, personal BoobTube time (only more interactive), which leads to very frequent sex (#2). We're already married (#3). And I'm responsible (#5): we have a whole landscaped yard and houseplants. I suppose I could get my own, personal plant someday ....
So yes, this is for real. Watching boobs lowers blood pressure and increases a positive mindset. Yes, it works!
Love is an ideal thing; marriage is a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
CELIBACY IS NOT HEREDITARY.