So what am I doing wrong? I tell my husband what I need, exactly how to go about it. I try to set him up to win ie. I need you to give me a hug at least once a day. He doesn't do it because he says I am ordering him. He gets me flowers instead. I try to initiate sex. it turns him off. So no sex is my fault. He looks at a hot woman walking by, I say. yep she's a hottie alright.. I have no problem with that. it is what guys do. I encourage him to go hang with the guys once in a while. I know ogling does not constitute cheating. I ask his opinion, and sometimes even take his advice, if he offers it (which is rare).
Guys what am I doing so wrong that my husband doesn't want me in bed? I am 115lbs, try to stay in decent shape, I don't nag, I try to be interesting.. do nice girls finish last?
This thread is hilarious and so true! One thing I keep seeing is that men won't/can't listen to us when the TV is on. I must wait until a commercial break to speak to my husband. I fcucking HATE it with a passion, but there is nothing I can go.
My husband always said that my male friends who I viewed as "brothers" just wanted to get in my pants. I told him he was full of sh!t but was proven wrong. WAY WRONG!!!!
I think women think men view the world the way WE view the world and you are right, men are not that complicated. Chris Rock said it best when he said all he wants from his wife is SILENCE, SEX, and the BIGGEST PIECE OF CHICKEN at dinner.
We will sometimes placate you to get you to calm down when you are overly excited.
For those of us who have single track minds, we hate to be interrupted while in the middle of doing something, no matter how trivial you may think that it is.
Conversely, we never want to be interrupted while making love!
One thing I keep seeing is that men won't/can't listen to us when the TV is on. I must wait until a commercial break to speak to my husband. I fcucking HATE it with a passion, but there is nothing I can go.
this is one of the things we joke about alot in my house. my wife has NO problem starting up a conversation with me when i am watching something on TV i want to hear. conversely, if american idol or NCIS is on and i breath i get shsshed. so now i make a game of it, when she interrupts me i wait patiently until she is ingrossed in her show and i start blabbing, pizzers her off to no end
You'er anonymous on here, and nobody's gonna scream at you for saying it.
So give us some of the ugliest truths about what women don't/should know about men.
This isn't meant to make men look bad. There are things, some things women just dont know about men. What do you wish women knew about you, that would make relationships easier?
I do not want your mother on vacation with us.
Yes , I think you look bigger than when we got married, but it's hot
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I look at your boobs all the time, and I look at other women's too, but I still like to look at yours
It does bother me when you are tired at 9:30, I just say it doesn't cause love you
Buy as many pairs of shoes as you want, but once in a while wear those new heels to bed and only wear the heels,
I would like to hear you say that I am sexy once in a while. ( lord i tell u that u are)
I do have an ego, but my feelings can be hurt. I just don't tell u when it happens.
I listen when you talk. Do you listen when I talk?
Once in a while make sex all about me. It doesn't have to be that often, just more than my birthday, well now that I think about that even on my birthday would be nice. Posted via Mobile Device
This thread is hilarious and so true! One thing I keep seeing is that men won't/can't listen to us when the TV is on. I must wait until a commercial break to speak to my husband. I fcucking HATE it with a passion, but there is nothing I can go.
My husband always said that my male friends who I viewed as "brothers" just wanted to get in my pants. I told him he was full of sh!t but was proven wrong. WAY WRONG!!!!
I think women think men view the world the way WE view the world and you are right, men are not that complicated. Chris Rock said it best when he said all he wants from his wife is SILENCE, SEX, and the BIGGEST PIECE OF CHICKEN at dinner.
I still laugh at my wife when she talks about her "friends." After you reach a certain age, outside of work relationships, mutual friends of the spouse and gay friends, it's damn near impossible for a man and woman to be friends. Most straight men don't make a habit to just hang out with women, no matter how "brotherly" it may seem
I still laugh at my wife when she talks about her "friends." After you reach a certain age, outside of work relationships, mutual friends of the spouse and gay friends, it's damn near impossible for a man and woman to be friends. Most straight men don't make a habit to just hang out with women, no matter how "brotherly" it may seem
I agree completely. We're real men..not guys on romatic comedies. Unfortunately we do think about banging you even though you're a good "friend". Can't help it.
If I am quiet it doesn't mean I'm pissed....just have nothing to say.
Why is it only quality time if we are doing something you like?
I know the laundry doesn't do itself.......just like the lawn doesn't mow itself dear.
If you put off clearing the dishwasher and let the sink get cluttered, I"M GOING TO DO THEM IF I FEEL LIKE IT.
If a singular item is misplaced or has a speck of food on it that I missed, I am not creating more work for you. I did something you didn't feel like doing and now you don't have to!
It can take 10-30 minutes to clear dishes. Amount of time it takes to rinse something off or put it in the right place: 5-15 seconds.
And I wasn't doing you a favor. I'm doing the kitchen a favor.
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