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Old 04-28-2012, 04:20 PM   #16 (permalink)
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I say BS too.

In other news....Egypt wants to create a "Farewell Intercourse" law that will allow men to have sex with their dead wives, up to 6 hours.

Good times.

Outrage as Egypt plans

That's just one site...
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Old 04-28-2012, 05:13 PM   #18 (permalink)
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well umm whatever..she was desperately horny but i would think a vibrator has got to be alot more fun
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I'm weird,I'm a necrophiliac,nymphomaniac,
narcoleptic..yes I want to have sex all the time but only with dead people and when I do I fall asleep.
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Angel Lust is real BTW.
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she was arrested in the trailer park down the road where she lived!

typical trailer trash. they will bang anybody.
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i once had a lady room mate (same one) whos mother worked at a mortuary. she told us that she had a co-worker that would get on the table if she got to feeling horny too. never heard of her getting preggos though.
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rigamotris?
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Sick f@ckers.

I mean, there's desperate and then there's desperate...
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I'm no expert but the autonomic nervous system is involved in the ejaculation process and though this is considered "unconscious " I highly doubt it relates to the dead!!! If this woman became preggers maybe there is some sperm still in the urethra??? I really don't know about this....but considering all the pathogens and the rate the human body decomposes this is truly discusting!!!!! Ew
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maybe she had a helper and they stuck their finger in his azz and gave his prostate a poke
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