Woman Gets Pregnant After Having Intercourse With Dead Man In A Mortuary

morituri · 04-29-2012, 04:55 PM

I sure wouldn't mind getting one last stiffy. It would be my way of flipping off death.

arbitrator · 04-29-2012, 05:30 PM

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It looks like Carlos Slim, Bill Gates and Warren Buffet should make sure that they leave instructions in their wills that no female is left alone with their corpses. Their last boundary.

I could definitely see a 24 hour security detail being posted at their respective funeral homes!

Vflyer · 04-29-2012, 05:36 PM

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I call BS on this

MAJOR BS

An erection requires a heartbeat .... I won't even go into the orgasm part. Either this was some guy who hopped on a slab and she fell for it.. or this is total baloney.

arbitrator · 04-29-2012, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Vflyer

MAJOR BS

An erection requires a heartbeat .... I won't even go into the orgasm part. Either this was some guy who hopped on a slab and she fell for it.. or this is total baloney.

I do believe that the onus would definitely be on her to try to convince the general public as to whether the baloney in question was actually the "stiff" or the "flaccid" variety!

Stonewall · 04-29-2012, 06:30 PM

OMG! Ladyfrogflyaway.......You are killing me. If you're not a comedian you sure missed your calling!

Runs like Dog · 04-29-2012, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Vflyer

MAJOR BS

An erection requires a heartbeat .... I won't even go into the orgasm part. Either this was some guy who hopped on a slab and she fell for it.. or this is total baloney.

Not always. 'Angel Lust' actually happens. Of course you'd to have intercourse while he was being violently hanged.

calvin · 04-29-2012, 08:24 PM

So thats the secret to getting laid,be dead.
There's another joke there but I'm not touching it.
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arbitrator · 04-29-2012, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by LadyFrogFlyAway

Wonder if he died of necrosis of the liver?

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I do believe that the official post-mortem autopsy certificate officially indicated that the cause of death was "hardening of the artery!"

cory275 · 04-29-2012, 09:34 PM

wow... if this is true.. its really really nasty..

if its not true, then whoever imagined this story is really really nasty

2nd_t!me iz_best · 04-29-2012, 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by cory275

wow... if this is true.. its really really nasty..

if its not true, then whoever imagined this story is really really nasty

lolz

arbitrator · 04-29-2012, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by LadyFrogFlyAway

I guess after death, Paradise isn't Lost!

Only John Milton would know for sure! Well, either him or our lucky stiff!

morituri · 04-29-2012, 10:56 PM

Dead guys are easy.

morituri · 04-29-2012, 10:58 PM

It's bad enough being insecure about another guy's junk without worrying about a dead guy being better in the sack. sheeshhhh!!

arbitrator · 04-29-2012, 11:09 PM

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I hope he performed well otherwise she must have Audie-ably taken him To Hell and Back.

LadyFrog: I don't exactly know what it is that you're sipping on tonight, but whatever it is, please feel free to pour me up a rather nice Texas-sized glass of it!

2nd_t!me iz_best · 04-29-2012, 11:15 PM

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LadyFrog: I don't exactly know what it is that you're sipping on tonight, but whatever it is, please feel free to pour me up a rather nice Texas-sized glass of it!

tonight?