Woman Gets Pregnant After Having Intercourse With Dead Man In A Mortuary

Amplexor · 04-30-2012, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by morituri

It's bad enough being insecure about another guy's junk without worrying about a dead guy being better in the sack. sheeshhhh!!

Clerks!

arbitrator · 04-30-2012, 09:48 AM

Oh, lighten up and give the poor old "lucky stiff" a break. After all, he was just too "laid back" and was really getting "into it!"

COguy · 04-30-2012, 09:52 AM

Didn't read everything but wanted to post this in case someone was actually thinking this was real.

snopes.com: Dead Man in Mortuary Impregnates Woman

Let the pun wars continue.

arbitrator · 04-30-2012, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by LadyFrogFlyAway

Why does everyone always ask me what I'm on?

Do you know how often I've wondered what it would be like to not have an Abby Normal brain??

Darling! You've either got to be sipping on some fine high quality JD Black, or Chivas; or you are just an incogneto comedy writer.

You have truly brought tears to my eyes over the past few days and they ain't exactly tears of grief! I haven't really laughed my butt literally off like this in eons!

Thanks, Sweetheart!

Amplexor · 04-30-2012, 10:10 AM

arbitrator · 04-30-2012, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Amplexor

Now would that be the "accused chick" in question that is apparently passed out on top of that pile of "lucky stiffs?"

arbitrator · 04-30-2012, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by LadyFrogFlyAway

Well, don't die laughing on me. You'll be a cold piece of meat and they'll take you to the deadhouse and put you on a slab next to Mort. Then they'll come and arrest me and I'll have to get a writ of habeus corpses.

I'm going to show your post to my husband when he gets home tonight. He'll roll his eyes and say, "Yeah, but he doesn't have to live with you!"

I wish I could admit to drinking but I joke about it way morgue than I do it. This is the oven with the temp set at LadyFrog normal. I only appear half-baked.

But seriously, I'm glad.

I've learned the times we least feel like laughing is often when we need it the most.

I rarely touch the stuff myself, except for very special occasions. But I try to keep the sense of humor and of being perceived as somewhat warped, per the Gary Larsen definition, held firmly in check!

Just keep the humor coming and we'll all be OK. After all, the humor expounded on here by folks like you is, in all probability, even more therapeutic than the heartfelt advise that we all give to each other.

Be sure and tell Mr. Frog that he's definitely got a keeper there in his midst. God bless both of you! You two are special!