04-30-2012, 12:21 PM
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: Central Texas/Brazos Valley
| | Re: Woman Gets Pregnant After Having Intercourse With Dead Man In A Mortuary
Originally Posted by LadyFrogFlyAway
Well, don't die laughing on me. You'll be a cold piece of meat and they'll take you to the deadhouse and put you on a slab next to Mort. Then they'll come and arrest me and I'll have to get a writ of habeus corpses.
I'm going to show your post to my husband when he gets home tonight. He'll roll his eyes and say, "Yeah, but he doesn't have to live with you!"
I wish I could admit to drinking but I joke about it way morgue than I do it. This is the oven with the temp set at LadyFrog normal. I only appear half-baked.
But seriously, I'm glad.
I've learned the times we least feel like laughing is often when we need it the most.
I rarely touch the stuff myself, except for very special occasions. But I try to keep the sense of humor and of being perceived as somewhat warped, per the Gary Larsen definition, held firmly in check!
Just keep the humor coming and we'll all be OK. After all, the humor expounded on here by folks like you is, in all probability, even more therapeutic than the heartfelt advise that we all give to each other.
Be sure and tell Mr. Frog that he's definitely got a keeper there in his midst. God bless both of you! You two are special!