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Old 05-01-2012, 01:06 PM   #76 (permalink)
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His kid can call him "deady"
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The mood music at the time was The Grateful Dead
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Old 05-01-2012, 01:19 PM   #78 (permalink)
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I think what attracted her attention was his dead pan humor, he really knew how to knock em dead.
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Heard he rolled over and took a dirt nap after he finished.
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Her needs: Quality time and physical touch

His needs: Formaldehyde
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I wonder if the child will be a chip off the old corpse?
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OK, aren't we beating a dead corpse at this point!
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OK, aren't we beating a dead corpse at this point!
Well apparently like the dead man's lineage, this thread won't die.
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I dunno ... I think we could keep it up until the subject gets boring and goes limp ...
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I dunno ... I think we could keep it up until the subject gets boring and goes limp ...
Could take some time then.

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Could take some time then.
That's a hard joke to follow.
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But easy to beat!
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Old 05-02-2012, 09:41 AM   #88 (permalink)
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There used to be a newspaper in the UK called the 'Sunday Sport'...they used have headlines just like this....or 'London bus found on Moon!'.....or 'German U-Boat in River Thames!'.... The sad thing was that people used to believe it!!

As runs said, men can get post mortem erection, but only shortly after hanging.

Rigour mortis only makes muscles go 'hard' and usually happens about 2 hours after death and lasts about 6 hours.

Dont know about you guys.... My willy isn't a muscle, more like a fatty gland!!!!
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Old 05-02-2012, 01:34 PM   #89 (permalink)
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Dont know about you guys.... My willy isn't a muscle, more like a fatty gland!!!!
It is a hydraulic organ therefore it is impossible for a dead man's body, without a functioning heart, to supply the needed blood for an erection. Also, without a functioning brain, it is impossible for an orgasm to occur Your Brain On Sex.

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All this happens by means of chemical messengers and the nerve cell receptors they bind to. These neurochemical changes take place primarily in the limbic system, a very old part of the brain with circuitry that is common to all mammals.
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Old 05-02-2012, 01:38 PM   #90 (permalink)
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T. S. Garp?

Oh wait, he was in a comma, not dead when she "corpsed" him.

Never mind.
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