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Old 05-02-2012, 01:44 PM   #91 (permalink)
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T. S. Garp?

Oh wait, he was in a comma, not dead when she "corpsed" him.

Never mind.
Beats the heck out of being in an "apostrophe!"
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Well, if she was drop dead gorgeous, then he was one lucky stiff!
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Sex with a corpse is a grave undertaking. Maybe she was studying for her underground finals? Or maybe making a secret porno, "Dawn Does The Dead?"
LadyF: You better sure not let us find out that while you were out on your recent respite, that you actually made it down to that particular "embalmatorium" to do some "undercover reporting?!"
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Old 05-09-2012, 11:21 AM   #94 (permalink)
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No, the week I was offed, it was pretty Dead Calm.
Funny, but I believe that's the same thing Mort said!
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The ultimate practicioner of the 180 degrees. No wonder he's a bad boy with the chicks.
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The ultimate practicioner of the 180 degrees. No wonder he's a bad boy with the chicks.
Yeah, but I'm kind of thinking that he'd pretty-well have to take those girls word for it!
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Yeah, but I'm kind of thinking that he'd pretty-well have to take those girls word for it!
He doesn't care. He's the quiet type.
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Did not read the 10 pages but it is fake guys

snopes.com: Dead Man in Mortuary Impregnates Woman
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What is this...snopes posting number eleven? I know I posted it three times...

And the dead guy is still having sex!
And LadyF: As everybody should know by now, no matter what you might do, "you just can't keep a good Mort down!"
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Old 05-15-2012, 12:02 AM   #102 (permalink)
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Did not read the 10 pages but it is fake guys

snopes.com: Dead Man in Mortuary Impregnates Woman
Of course we know its fake. We're just having some good ol' gallows humor here.

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This happen in 2010 you guys, the baby was born a long time ago.

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This happen in 2010 you guys, the baby was born a long time ago.

So where did you run across this pic of my Physics teacher?
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*SIGH*...This thread reminds me of the scene from Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers, where Loomis has dropped a heavy chain net down on Michael, and he's beating the *h*ll* out of him with a two-by-four, screaming over and over in a raspy voice, "DIE!!" (WHACKWHACKWHACK) "DIE!!" (WHACKWHACKWHACK) "DIE!!!" (WHACKWHACKWHACK)

Unlike poor Michael, I just wouldn't suspect that Mort would have liked to get off to the "rough stuff!"
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