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Old 07-08-2013, 11:17 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Not a vacuum device or a ring....but the actual internal penis pump that creates erections with just a few pumps of the bulb that's situated in your ball sack. Youtube has videos of it.

Would you get one? I've wanted one ever since I saw the video. My drive to have sex is much higher than my body's ability to create erections. No more worries about pills or performance anxiety.....just a few discrete squeezes during foreplay. Your partner may be on board with it also since they wouldn't even have to worry about you being in the mood...lol

I've heard insurance covers it.....
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Maybe you should post a link.
Science and technology made all of these things a reality.

I have read articles on 3D Bioprinting and that they can now grow an entire , functional penis in a lab with bioprinting technology.

lab grown organs - Grow your own organ

Scientists can now grow penises in the labratory
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Can't get to youtube at work.....basically it's a tube implanted into the shaft of the penis and the pump is in the ball sack. hard ons on tap....

had some trouble with "condom pause" the other day and it instantly made me think about the pump. Plus it seems like every girl i'm talking to invariably has a 3 time a day wish for frequency and while the spirit is willing the flesh is often weak....
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Would require LOTS of very intimate conversations with a long term partner.

Very easy of course to make something like this a punch line, or the butt of a joke.

But yes, I know what it is. Think it's a great option under the right set of circumstances.

Not in the running for one myself just yet.
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Old 07-08-2013, 12:28 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Look into Cialis. One pill, 36 hours...

Personally, I'd go for pills over surgery. But surgery as a last resort.

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Look into Cialis. One pill, 36 hours...

Personally, I'd go for pills over surgery. But surgery as a last resort.

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Cialis works wonders, I've tried in in the past out of curiosity and it's effect lasted for over three days in my system, you can go multiple times per day, each day.

The only side effect I got was that I felt as if I wore a blue tinted lens. Everything around me looked like a light shade of crispy , aspen blue.

As a side note, if you are having issues with erection hardness, that might be a sign that something may not be 100% well with your cardiovascular health.

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Check your doctor, and you might benefit from adapting a more active lifestyle , regular exercise and so on.

But most of all, self confidence is the best drug for erectile firmness and performance in bed.
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Didn't Liberace have a pump like this? I vaguely recall his former lover outing that tidbit of info during a Stern interview.He said it made his penis look horribly weird.
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I dont' have insurance so the pills are expensive. This obviously would be expensive also but it would be a good reason to get on insurance. I've tried ordering pills online but the results have been shady even ordering from the same place twice. Stupid they cost so much. One day you'll be able to buy the generic at walmart for four bucks on a 30 count.......oh what a wonderful day that will be.

my only issue with cialis was taking it and then getting canceled on and having a semi for three days. or the time I took viagra leaving a club with a girl and when i got to her house she sent me packing without a good night kiss so I drove home at three in the morning jerking it on the tollway.....grrr......
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Didn't Liberace have a pump like this? I vaguely recall his former lover outing that tidbit of info during a Stern interview.He said it made his penis look horribly weird.
IDK.....but they have apparently made great strides in the implant business....the videos on youtube show normal looking erect penises, not some curved or bulging monstrosity... I wouldn't even think about it if I'd end up with franken d i c k......
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my only issue with cialis was taking it and then getting canceled on and having a semi for three days. or the time I took viagra leaving a club with a girl and when i got to her house she sent me packing without a good night kiss so I drove home at three in the morning jerking it on the tollway.....grrr......
Are you over 40?

How's your " inner game / self confidence ?"
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IDK.....but they have apparently made great strides in the implant business....the videos on youtube show normal looking erect penises, not some curved or bulging monstrosity... I wouldn't even think about it if I'd end up with franken d i c k......
That's good,I think the Liberace thing happened in the 70's or 80's so I imagine they've made leaps in progress for making it natural looking.
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Are you over 40?

How's your " inner game / self confidence ?"
37.....maybe just low t or something. If I was in better shape I would be more confident I'm sure.
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37.....maybe just low t or something. If I was in better shape I would be more confident I'm sure.
37 my opinion is if your having problems at that age a trip to the dr is in order to figure out what the h#ll is up or should i say not up.


do you smoke,are you over weight, do you get any activity.on any medicine? lots of meds can cause lack of desire or ED. or combinations of meds.


penis pump? sounds drastic to me.
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just looked at your profile. maybe your depressed from working so much.
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Can't get to youtube at work.....basically it's a tube implanted into the shaft of the penis and the pump is in the ball sack. hard ons on tap....

had some trouble with "condom pause" the other day and it instantly made me think about the pump.
Doesn't this destroy normal penile function? Would you ever be able to have a normal erection or would you always have to use the pump? Having trouble with ED once in a while doesn't seem like a good reason for such drastic measure.

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Plus it seems like every girl i'm talking to invariably has a 3 time a day wish for frequency and while the spirit is willing the flesh is often weak....
Random girls you're talking to say this? Yeah, this would be the worst reason ever to get a pump installed.
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