Re: Wife is taking me to an asian massage parlor!
My personal favorite is in the earlier part of the thread he says he is going to go during "shift change to get a fresh one" like they are a commodity to be tossed aside rather than a human being, then boosts about what he plans on doing in this brothel like it's something to be proud of yet later says he doesn't kiss and tell because he is such a gentleman. John is more like it. Also, a true gentleman never has to say that he is a gentleman, it just shows. Food for thought.