Wife is taking me to an asian massage parlor!

Flanders · 03-10-2010, 08:26 AM

So the wife said she is taking me to an asian massage parlor, the funny thing is there is no asian girls there. I looked at the website and the ladies look gorgeous. I called the massage place and they said they have no problem with my wife being there. Has anybody been to one of these places? What can I expect? Is there full intercourse

at these places or do they just massage you and give you a handy

? I think the wife wants some girl on girl action, would they do that? What would something like this cost?

Either way I think this would be great

. How do I approach the massage attendent to get what I want?

63Vino · 03-10-2010, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Flanders

So the wife said she is taking me to an asian massage parlor, the funny thing is there is no asian girls there. I looked at the website and the ladies look gorgeous. I called the massage place and they said they have no problem with my wife being there. Has anybody been to one of these places? What can I expect? Is there full intercourse

at these places or do they just massage you and give you a handy

? I think the wife wants some girl on girl action, would they do that? What would something like this cost?

Either way I think this would be great

. How do I approach the massage attendent to get what I want?

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEk too funny.

I'd be in same boat as you flanders!! However im guessing they are "professionals" and have many first time clients.... Im quite sure (since they get paid) you will know when the time is right... what you should/could do.

Fun wife... ahhhh..

get out of here.

Flanders · 03-10-2010, 08:43 AM

I looked at the attendents on the website and this chicks are nice looking. I think I would almost be afraid to ask for what I would like to do.

63Vino · 03-10-2010, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Flanders

I looked at the attendents on the website and this chicks are nice looking. I think I would almost be afraid to ask for what I would like to do.

Fear NOT flanders..!!!!

Last i checked (and remember)... you get one go round!

Worst case.. slap on the face and out the door! Although doubt that outcome

63Vino · 03-10-2010, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Flanders

I looked at the attendents on the website and this chicks are nice looking. I think I would almost be afraid to ask for what I would like to do.

ok you might know im a curious one... pm link!

Flanders · 03-10-2010, 08:58 AM

What should I ask for? Everything? I will use condoms, so I was thinking, or hoping the attendent will be massaging the wife while I do junk to the attendent.

If the attendent has a piercing in her lower region what is protocal to do to the attendents piercing? rub it wiggle it? I have never messed around with a chick with a piercing down there.

63Vino · 03-10-2010, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Flanders

What should I ask for? Everything? I will use condoms, so I was thinking, or hoping the attendent will be massaging the wife while I do junk to the attendent.

If the attendent has a piercing in her lower region what is protocal to do to the attendents piercing? rub it wiggle it? I have never messed around with a chick with a piercing down there.

this is too funny .....STOP!!!

There are no rules protocal.. use your head, relax and have fun... hahaha. "wiggle it" hahaha... um you dont need to play with the bling!

63Vino · 03-10-2010, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Star

Piercings are good, don't wiggle tho, well at least not too much
as it can hurt, however with nipple piercings u can be a little more
vigorous with

have fun, I know I would!!!
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Oh great....SHE's awoken now!!!!

Happyquest · 03-10-2010, 10:45 AM

Good luck to you. I think I would pass on going to a place. I can imagine a incall masssage would be good. I just dont think I would take my wife to a massage parlor. The squick factor is too high for me.

But to each there own. I hope its all and more than you expect!

Flanders · 03-11-2010, 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Happyquest

Good luck to you. I think I would pass on going to a place. I can imagine a incall masssage would be good. I just dont think I would take my wife to a massage parlor. The squick factor is too high for me.

But to each there own. I hope its all and more than you expect!

What does squick factor mean?

Flanders · 03-11-2010, 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Star

Are you for real??!!!!

You don't know what that means?

Lol you are in for an eye opener!!!
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Serious, what does it mean?

Flanders · 03-11-2010, 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Star

Flanders just go there and you'll find out!!!
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I don't think you know what you are talking about? If anyone else knows what star is talking about chime in. "squick factor"?

Flanders · 03-11-2010, 08:47 AM

What BS? And if you can't even tell me what squick means why post it? I might not be as worldly in the sex stuff as some on here but I just wanted to know what it means? Is it slang or some street talk meaning for something else?

Flanders · 03-11-2010, 08:57 AM

Okay, I googled squick factor. It means to gross someone out. I don't think I will be grossed out. Having 2 hot chicks work me over will be great. But I might feel cheap afterwards. I always over anylise everything. I just don't want to look like an idiot or get taken for to much money.

Flanders · 03-11-2010, 09:05 AM

I just hope I last, If it blows after 2 minutes and I payed for 60 minutes that will suck.