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No you don't. My husband doesn't WORSHIP me. That's just creepy. he isn't into porn either, so don't tell me he's worshipping someone else's body He enjoys my body, as I enjoy his.
Yea, I never understood that. Muscular men with childsized genitals. STUPID! Although, go to a museum...those big breasted women are curvy and NOT the tight bodies that Hollywood says we should have now The women in art are 'chubby' by today's standards.
I see a lot more breasts than penises at my museum.
Are you sure you don't have the local dildo store mixed up with a museum?
Plus - how would you make a Vag statue? You'd have to have a woman with her legs spread wide - which would immediately be considered obscene.
Tearing pics out of Playboy and pasting them in your garage doesn't count as a museum. Kidding! It's totally a museum.
However, breasts are a sign of fertility and breasts shouldn't be such a godam big deal. Our society focuses so much on them, it's ridiculous But again, I mention that the women are curvier and "chubby", which wouldn't get them much 'play' by today's standards.
LOTS of penis statues....or rather, things that look like penises. I believe there's one at DC LOL
Good one! Washington's "Monument"???
Wonder if he helped design it?
"No - don't make it look like me. Just something really LONG, hard and straight! Just make sure it's bigger than any of the other monuments! Sticking straight up!"
Never seen a vagina statue. Seen hundreds of penis ones though. Face it, YOU worship that thing and expect US to do the same.
This is very true.
I just moved to England last year and one of my friends here was telling me about a place about 4 hours south of our town. Apparently its like a fort that they built right along Hadrian's Wall way back in the day, and there are these statues of penises EVERYWHERE. The story behind it, so I am told, is that the largeness of the penis statues is meant to scare away evil spirits at this particular place.
I've heard similar stories of other places with penis statues, that is just the geographically the closest one that I know of.
However....never heard a story about a statue of a vulva....and those things are where new life springs forth from! Somebody somewhere must worship them...but they are probably the minority.
I see a lot more breasts than penises at my museum.
Are you sure you don't have the local dildo store mixed up with a museum?
Plus - how would you make a Vag statue? You'd have to have a woman with her legs spread wide - which would immediately be considered obscene.
I think Brighteyes was alluding to the fact that most civilizations before ours, especially the Greeks, considered penises to be something that should be minimized in art, not worshipped, while a woman's breast was considered nurturing, and beautiful. That's why the statues in the National Museum of Art have small penises. To the Greeks and virtually all societies other than our own, the focus on large penises was inversely proportional to intelligence.
Why do I feel the guilty desire to declare that I'm really stupid at this moment? Go figure!
This is very true.
I just moved to England last year and one of my friends here was telling me about a place about 4 hours south of our town. Apparently its like a fort that they built right along Hadrian's Wall way back in the day, and there are these statues of penises EVERYWHERE. The story behind it, so I am told, is that the largeness of the penis statues is meant to scare away evil spirits at this particular place.
I've heard similar stories of other places with penis statues, that is just the geographically the closest one that I know of.
However....never heard a story about a statue of a vulva....and those things are where new life springs forth from! Somebody somewhere must worship them...but they are probably the minority.
Halien - I'm also totally stupid. AND - I've never been haunted by evil spirits either!!!
Re: I don't understand women in this regard 
He enjoys my body, as I enjoy his. 
The women in art are 'chubby' by today's standards.
Kidding! It's totally a museum.
