Sex in MarriageSexual problems are common in many relationships. This section is for discussions about sexuality. Please limit discussions to those asking for help with a problem and those offering advice. Any other threads may be deleted.
Can you bedazzle a scrotum? I blame the scrotum for most of this mess. It's just plain ugly! Posted via Mobile Device
I love my husband's. It's not ugly...well, I guess if you think they're ugly then that's your opinion, but I am quite fond of my man's junk. LOL I hate that word--- "junk".
I don't want to completely destroy this thread, but it reminded me of something that caused me considerable concern a couple of years ago. I was taking my wife on a day trip, and we stopped at the site of a really bad wreck. She's a nurse practicioner, so I hung back and helped with traffic until the authorites arrived, but she called me over. Won't go into many details, but I'm a pretty strong guy, so they needed me to move a crashed motorcycle and to help get a woman get out of a car (the motorcycle had sprayed gas everywhere). She had fainted, but was not seriously injured, although others were. Apparently, she had no underwear on, or close to it, mini skirt and something glittered when my wife was positioning her safely. Man, I am so naive, 46, but I kept it to myself. Later, my wife 'educated' me on what it meant to be bedazzled. Seriously damaged my calm to think she might have some stray shrapnel up there.
ALL I want to add to this thread is... when I didn't worship my husbands penis, poor man , he went 19 years with that gift lying dorment.... he was not as HAPPY deep within.... he even felt less loved...so I learned when I started asking questions.
What I see here with such threads is ...the same feelings as my quiet suffering husband had - but much more forthcoming, such words may even come off as demanding, expecting too much. Women will always have an appreciation for the sexually silent suffering man who puts himself down. But that is why he continues to suffer! that is no good either.
Now that I do "worship" my husband's penis, he is estatic and frankly, so am I.... He feels ovewhelmingly loved now. Love it, can't get enough , we joke about my worship. I wish I was this way my whole da** marraige.... and if I was a guy, I would likely feel the same & get my butt chewed for speaking about it, cause I am not the silent suffering type.
On the other end, I am thrilled my husband wants to be in between my legs and has enthusiam about it. --and I can't even orgasm that way but WANT it anyhow!!
There is just something overtakingy beautiful about our lovers wanting every part of our body, some of us feel strongly about this --I won't belittle that. It is all encompasing and we crave it...
For me, there is just no measure on what happiness this brings to a spouse, it satisfys the soul somehow.
I worship God, not body parts. I appreciate body parts but I am not building a shrine or singing hymns to them.
Seriously damaged my calm to think she might have some stray shrapnel up there.
I just *facepalmed* and busted a gut laughing simultaneously. Thats some funny stuff right there.
(not the car accident, but the image of a man lifting a bike of an injured woman and then the look of horror on his face when he saw something glittery under her skirt....oh you poor fellow!)
Must not be a Kiss fan, eh??? Posted via Mobile Device
Or she's never been around a man who had to "enhance" their package and thus doesn't know the methods used.
Didn't you mention something about being sent home last week for wearing one?
Bottom teeth too sharp. Husband afraid. Need mouthguard. Not ALL men are so obsessed on BJs the way not all women are obsessed with cunnilingus. In my house, it's give and take - once I get that mouthguard, that is...sigh. Posted via Mobile Device
Bottom teeth too sharp. Husband afraid. Need mouthguard. Not ALL men are so obsessed on BJs the way not all women are obsessed with cunnilingus. In my house, it's give and take - once I get that mouthguard, that is...sigh. Posted via Mobile Device
(the sound of women everywhere - filing their teeth...)
So then - are men more obsessed with BJs than women are with "cunnilingus"???