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You can bedazzle your poosay? Wonders never cease.
I just love the word "poosay". But I won't be bedazzlin' mine. I wonder if Husband will let me bedazzle his member. Probably not a good idea...don't want to choke on little jewels. LOL!
You can bedazzle your poosay? Wonders never cease.
It's not so much bedazzling per se as those are clamped on, it's more of a glue crystals into interesting little shapes kind of thing. Then again, what man wants to rub up and down on what feels like industrial grade diamonds? It can't feel pleasant although it looks really pretty.
Never seen a vagina statue. Seen hundreds of penis ones though. Face it, YOU worship that thing and expect US to do the same.
I'm not an art history major or anything, but there are lots of portrayals of vaginas in art dating back times when the goddess was worshiped, and continuing through the work of Georgia O'Keeffe.
But, I digress. In my college years, I dated a women who would do ANYTHING but intercourse and she insisted on swallowing. And a different one who would not do BJs because BJs were too intimate for casual dating. And the degree to which women like foreplay and reciprocation varies widely, as well.
In marriage, I've never quite been able to figure out how BJs are dispensed They come often enough, and are much appreciated.
I would never consider making a particular sex act a requirement for continued marriage, as long as basic physical needs are met. I am in a very happy marriage, and find that the big picture is much more important.
I'm not an art history major or anything, but there are lots of portrayals of vaginas in art dating back times when the goddess was worshiped, and continuing through the work of Georgia O'Keeffe.
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Can you rokker Romani chib, pal? Aye, aye, brother!
What's Weshenjuggalslomomengreskeytemskeytudlogueri? I don't know what you say, brother.
Then you don't jin Romani chib...
Wow. Does your husband know that his sex life is controlled by some dumb comments on a message board? Because it seems to me like this is information he would want to know (I know I would).
I've been a bit quiet about my own issues. We don't have a sex life right now. I have zero ideas about where my life is going to be after xmas, but that's okay. Coasting right now.
So I might be a bit jaded and bitter, sometimes though a thread just riles me.
Did anyone ever think about the fact that if Superman was real, Lois Lane would not survive a 'swallowing' event? She'd have to point it in the general vicinity of Lex Luthor, I guess, 'cause we're talking supersonic ejaculation.
I have to come clean and tell y'all that I stole the word poosay from someone else who used it on TAM today! I've also stolen sh!t from someone else. Gawd, what a copycat I am, but why recreate the wheel?
I would love to find some clit clips/clamps and would not mind at all if they were bedazzly! Meowwww.
I have to come clean and tell y'all that I stole the word poosay from someone else who used it on TAM today! I've also stolen sh!t from someone else. Gawd, what a copycat I am, but why recreate the wheel?
Give credit where credit is due? (see post #23 in this thread).
Did anyone ever think about the fact that if Superman was real, Lois Lane would not survive a 'swallowing' event? She'd have to point it in the general vicinity of Lex Luthor, I guess, 'cause we're talking supersonic ejaculation.
How would she get his junk out of that suit? Maybe without the suit he just has nerdy Clark Kent-ish, less than supersonic ejaculation...hmmmm Neither scenario sounds very appealing!
How 'bout Spidey?? Imagine how far his goes!!! He could probably swing from it!
Re: I don't understand women in this regard 
But I won't be bedazzlin' mine. I wonder if Husband will let me bedazzle his member. Probably not a good idea...don't want to choke on little jewels. LOL!
