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post #121 of 130 (permalink) Old 12-08-2011, 04:52 PM
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I'm not an art history major or anything, but there are lots of portrayals of vaginas in art dating back times when the goddess was worshiped, and continuing through the work of Georgia O'Keeffe.
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Wow. Does your husband know that his sex life is controlled by some dumb comments on a message board? Because it seems to me like this is information he would want to know (I know I would).
I've been a bit quiet about my own issues. We don't have a sex life right now. I have zero ideas about where my life is going to be after xmas, but that's okay. Coasting right now.

So I might be a bit jaded and bitter, sometimes though a thread just riles me.
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You can bedazzle your poosay? Wonders never cease.
I also got a kick out of the "poosay" word. Hehe.

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Well, I worshiped it last night.

It was so rude. It spit at me.

Psh.
Did anyone ever think about the fact that if Superman was real, Lois Lane would not survive a 'swallowing' event? She'd have to point it in the general vicinity of Lex Luthor, I guess, 'cause we're talking supersonic ejaculation.
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I also got a kick out of the "poosay" word. Hehe.

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I have to come clean and tell y'all that I stole the word poosay from someone else who used it on TAM today! I've also stolen sh!t from someone else. Gawd, what a copycat I am, but why recreate the wheel?

I would love to find some clit clips/clamps and would not mind at all if they were bedazzly! Meowwww.
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I'm afraid to click on some of these links. So somewhere, there's a room filled with statue penises?

That's kinda creepy.
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I have to come clean and tell y'all that I stole the word poosay from someone else who used it on TAM today! I've also stolen sh!t from someone else. Gawd, what a copycat I am, but why recreate the wheel?
Give credit where credit is due? (see post #23 in this thread).
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Did anyone ever think about the fact that if Superman was real, Lois Lane would not survive a 'swallowing' event? She'd have to point it in the general vicinity of Lex Luthor, I guess, 'cause we're talking supersonic ejaculation.
How would she get his junk out of that suit? Maybe without the suit he just has nerdy Clark Kent-ish, less than supersonic ejaculation...hmmmm Neither scenario sounds very appealing!

How 'bout Spidey?? Imagine how far his goes!!! He could probably swing from it!
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First let me start by saying I am not gay. First of all men are more in love with their penis then their partner. They take photos, then send them out like Xmas cards. It's ugly. Second, where has it been? In other girl? Up a guys butt? Third, if you haven't done it, try it, you might find out why your partner doesn't like to perform this dirty unsafe act. We are not animals. Too many unfaithful partners nowadays. If you want your partner to do something they don't like just to please you is selfish, they will later resent you and not want sex with you. By the way, you realize you urinate from there right? Have inserted it into other women? It sweats and stinks. It tastes awful too. Would like to eat a woman's bad discharge? I can't believe I wrote this. I am tired of hearing men whine about what kind of sex he wants, deserves when he can't even finish a chore without it taking years.
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I have no issues with BJs not being completed. I feel like adding the "need" to orgasm makes it a physical pleasure, not quite an intmate thing. Not to mention, the jaw hurting, the stress of moving up and down, not being able to breath. BJs, unlike sex, are not natural. They are something women do to please their men, but what her mouth was made for, and not where your sperm was meant to be. Therefore, I disagree with the OP (2011).

However, I feel like giving a man a BJ, even if for 5 to 10 minutes, is intimate and very much a part of a healthy relationship. I also feel that swallowing, by say, me pulling our during intercourse and feeding my wife my seeds is also extremely intimate. Do they mean she should want to do this, or it's a deal break? No.

I am glad I have an understanding wife, but I am also understanding. I couldn't really be happy knowing my wife has to shake her head up and down for 30 minutes until I cum. Talk about ruining anything special she ever felt about giving me oral sex. And I'm very alpha. I just think that mentality is caveman. Women weren't put here to be down on their knees servicing you with their mouths.

---- I do feel women should have sex with their husbands each day.
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