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post #46 of 55 (permalink) Old 02-14-2017, 10:29 AM
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So the wife and I went to see 50 Shades Dumber yesterday.

No plot. Seriously, zero plot. At a couple of points I thought there might BE a plot, but they let those moments go completely to hell and didn't develop the story at all. Continuation of bad acting and poor dialogue. Not erotic in the slightest, and the soundtrack was off-putting. Timing the thrusting to crescendos in the music? Seriously?

Best things I can say about it are that they made Dakota shave her legs this time, and they had an awesome Falcon Crest moment with Kim Basinger.
Do Not Pick on Dakota! She is adorable!

Kim Bassinger played Mrs Robinson? Awesome!

No surprise about the dialogue, but this is where the story finally got interesting.

The first movie really played up the budding romance which is what I found boring, while the first book also had a slow build to questions about just who Christian is and how did he come to be so "cold and distant." (And frankly this is were the book failed because he never really was cold and distant, brooding and intense ain't cold and distant.) The second book revealed back story that was continually alluded to in the first book so it kind of makes sense that the second *movie* wouldn't work at all because the continuation of the story would feel too disconnected.

Say it ain't so that the sound track was off-putting. I was really hoping for more of what the first offered. That first sound track was very erotic.

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Let me know when you make one of those Youtube videos called, "Everything Wrong with 50 Shades Darker in under 20 Minutes." Because I really enjoy that kind of stuff!

In one of my books I read about sex, a PHD researcher was rather upset about these movies because in many scenarios the concept of sexual nonconcurrence is portrayed as "this is as good as it gets!" As in one loosing all control of their sexual response without inherently even being aroused by something mentally.

I have not seen any of these movies, nor read the book. But I have to imagine that it comes across like this one scene in "Masters of Sex" season three where this wife is desperate to make love to her paralyzed husband. Masters and Johnson did some research and showed her the possible ways to make her husband's body still respond sexually and even get a viable erection for sex. The problem was is that he had no control over this, nor any physical enjoyment, and it was just emotionally challenging for him to witness his wife really getting off on that.

...anyway, hope you find a date!

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Masters of Sex, excellent series!

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Masters of Sex, excellent series!

@Anon Pink not when my wife cheats on me and watches about four more episodes without me in the middle of the night on a regular basis. In order to keep up with her, I only got to watch about half of each season.

Imagine me having to watch Homeland the same way and try to keep up with the plot.

Why do women cheat on their husbands with regards to binge watching really good TV shows? Do you do the same?

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The only way my wife and I will get into 50 shades...

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@Anon Pink not when my wife cheats on me and watches about four more episodes without me in the middle of the night on a regular basis. In order to keep up with her, I only got to watch about half of each season.

Imagine me having to watch Homeland the same way and try to keep up with the plot.

Why do women cheat on their husbands with regards to binge watching really good TV shows? Do you do the same?

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Yes, I do. But our TV viewing habits are drastically different. I almost always prefer a book to TV so when I do watch TV it's generally a binge. Whereas he is always in front of the TV especially on weekends and has ample opportunities to catch up. He watches TV shows only about a third of the time, the rest he is watching sports especially golf. And by the way Golf TV announcers...it is AmaTEUR not amater!!!! Like saboteur not saboter, sure not ser! God dammit idiot announcers say it right or shut up!

But now that I think of it, of all the TV shows he does record and watch later, not one of them are continuing stories. Each episode can be seen pretty much without bothering with the previous. Whereas the only TV shows I watch regularly, Walking Dead, House of Cards, Vikings, American Horror Story.. all continuing stories.

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ugh No thank you,please. I couldn't get through the books and barely made it through 20 mins of the first movie. I might watch Secretary though
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Do Not Pick on Dakota! She is adorable!
I didn't even touch on her Ronald McDonald lipstick!

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Fifty Shades Darker. 2nd installment coming out. Anyone going as a couple? Maybe learn some new tricks?
Why not just watch porn together, it's the same thing

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How about a 50 Shades Cooking party Valentines Day dinner? Yes, it is a real book and really is on the NYT best sellers list. Check out the intro to the 50 Shades of Chicken Cookbook on YouTube.




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jaysus, now i am HUNGRY!!!
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