Re: Badsanta's PUA Married Man's Playbook for seducing your spouse.
OK, since it is Valentines and many folks out there have unrealistic expectations of guaranteed sex with a reluctant spouse, here is my move of the day.
Badsanta's Married Man's PUA Move #1008 Preplanned Arguments & Tantrums
NOTES: Some spouses have a great deal of anxiety, particularly on days when sex might be expected. To help reduce this anxiety, instead shift the focus by using Murphy's Law and plan for everything to go horribly wrong!
Step 1: Plan out a really bizarre temper tantrum as a way to make fun of yourself for the way one behaves when you do not get the sex that you expect on a day like Valentines.
Step 2: Describe this tantrum in detail to the wife, and let her laugh about it, and make plans to get it out of the way early in the day. An example of a funny tantrum might be going out for an ice cream sundae alone to help calm yourself down. Claim to be in a forgiving mood since this tantrum is preplanned and invite her along.
Step 3: Explain to your wife that you are tired about arguing over sex, but that you are prepared to argue all night and refuse to take the blame for anything in the event there will be no sex. Do tell her that sharing an ice cream sundae while you have your tantrum is turning out to be rather nice, and that while your in a good mood perhaps you might even be willing to listen about why many of the problems in the marriage are actually your fault, but only just for a little while.
Step 4: As your wife vents her problems, look at her and claim that just an ice cream sundae may not do it, and say that you now need to go somewhere for a glass of wine or perhaps a beer. Try to actually listen to your wife, and thank her for coming along on your temper tantrum.
Step 5: As you end your temper tantrum, ask your wife if she is ready to go back home and deal with a husband that feels entitled to incredible sex? Tell her not to freak out, because you have already got your temper tantrum out of the way, so all there is left is just a really ambitious pervert of a husband for her to try and deal with.
Step 6: On the way home give your wife a valentines day card, but explain that it was planned for you to give it to her tomorrow. Have it read something like, "I'm sorry for being such an ass on Valentines day and throwing such a horrible tantrum, and trying to blame you for all our problems. Please forgive me? Will you still be upset if I am anticipating incredibly awesome makeup sex? As I am and always will be your incredibly ambitious pervert of a husband that can't get enough of you because you are so wonderful!"
That should do it! If someone needs more steps, let me know?