I had started a similar thread a while back but deleted it as I included too much information. I thought I would start a new one to help some TAM couples get their mojo back, or at least have fun trying instead of being frustrated. So here goes:
Badsanta's Married Man's PUA Move #1000 The Mad Tailor
I used to work in a high end clothing store when I was in high school as my summer job. There was this one client that refused to buy cloths except from one of the company executives. The reason was because he could find cloths that fit her unlike any other person. The reality was that she refused to buy cloths in her actual size, so this person would pull tags from cloths of a larger size and sew in a label indicating a smaller size. The customer would beam with happiness and almost looked like she was ready to ravage this executive after she would finish trying on the cloths in the dressing room.
So as husbands, we know our wive's favorite cloths and where she purchased them. We can reverse engineer this idea as a way to seduce our own wife.
Step 1: Find "that pair" of jeans that you know she has outgrown, but refuses to throw away because she wants to fit into them again one day. Try to buy an exact same pair of these jeans, but in her current size. Wash the new pants so that they do not look brand new.
Step 2: Swap the small size label from her old favorite pair jeans into the new larger ones.
Step 3: Recalibrate your bathroom scales if you have some to indicate a few pounds less than normal.
Step 4: Compliment your wife and mention that she looks like she is loosing weight and looking hot.
Step 5: Setup a date night and ask to to wear that old pair of jeans that she likes and has not worn them in a long time to see if they fit again, because you think they would look hot.
Step 6: If she beams with joy that she now suddenly fits back into her favorite pair of old pants... shower her with compliments and ask her to get naked to see if she looks better that way as well.
Step 7: At this point you can do whatever you want!
Cheers,
Badsanta
Badsanta's Married Man's PUA Move #1000 The Mad Tailor
I used to work in a high end clothing store when I was in high school as my summer job. There was this one client that refused to buy cloths except from one of the company executives. The reason was because he could find cloths that fit her unlike any other person. The reality was that she refused to buy cloths in her actual size, so this person would pull tags from cloths of a larger size and sew in a label indicating a smaller size. The customer would beam with happiness and almost looked like she was ready to ravage this executive after she would finish trying on the cloths in the dressing room.
So as husbands, we know our wive's favorite cloths and where she purchased them. We can reverse engineer this idea as a way to seduce our own wife.
Step 1: Find "that pair" of jeans that you know she has outgrown, but refuses to throw away because she wants to fit into them again one day. Try to buy an exact same pair of these jeans, but in her current size. Wash the new pants so that they do not look brand new.
Step 2: Swap the small size label from her old favorite pair jeans into the new larger ones.
Step 3: Recalibrate your bathroom scales if you have some to indicate a few pounds less than normal.
Step 4: Compliment your wife and mention that she looks like she is loosing weight and looking hot.
Step 5: Setup a date night and ask to to wear that old pair of jeans that she likes and has not worn them in a long time to see if they fit again, because you think they would look hot.
Step 6: If she beams with joy that she now suddenly fits back into her favorite pair of old pants... shower her with compliments and ask her to get naked to see if she looks better that way as well.
Step 7: At this point you can do whatever you want!
Cheers,
Badsanta