Badsanta's Married Man's PUA Move #1002 The Revenge of Mr. Nice Guy!
If you don't know about Mr. Nice Guy, his covert contracts for sex (does something nice and then expects sex), subsequent meltdowns (because he does not get any of the expected sex), and passive aggressive tantrums (because he feels entitled to sex)... well not all nice guys finish last! STEP 1:
Drain out all the laundry detergent except enough to run one load of laundry into a spare container, and hide it somewhere. Run a load of your own underwear and socks to make sure you can outlast your wife in clean cloths. Place the empty container of detergent on the shelve where it is normally kept (go so far as to rinse it out with water so that no one can squeeze and extra load of laundry out of it). STEP 2:
Begin taking your wife's clean underwear, and toss a few pair in the dirty cloths each day so that she runs out much sooner than expected. STEP 3:
Verbally mention to you wife that you will try to help catch up with some laundry so that she thinks there is nothing to worry about! STEP 4:
Stay too busy helping other friends and family to actually do any laundry. STEP 5:
Preemptively anticipate the moment your wife will run completely out of underwear, and mention that there is no more detergent and that you have to run to the store and get some. STEP 6:
Come home from the store with a bunch of groceries but NO laundry detergent. Let your wife discover this situation all on her own, and hopefully by now she is going commando around the house. STEP 7:
Once she freaks out, tell her not to worry that you purchased her a new pack of underwear, and for her to go check her dresser drawers to get some.
Allow your wife to go on her own to get a fresh pair of underwear. At this point she will now discover all her simple comfort fit
underwear is long gone, and that you have now replaced them all with extremely sexy pairs of lingerie underwear. STEP 8:
wait for it, and pretend everything is normal as if nothing!