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post #1 of 23 (permalink) Old 02-09-2017, 02:49 PM Thread Starter
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Went to Reddit's /r/DeadBedroom and reading the first page, wow, it's mostly women! You'd think it was more men.

Anyhoo, if anyone feels like replying, are there any dead bedrooms here?

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Doubtful. I think every guy on TAM is fully sexed.
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I've burned out 2 vibrators in 3 years. Does that count?
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Man, that's a fun section to read!

Just copied this one:

A man walks up to his wife and hands her an aspirin.
She says, "What's this for? I don't have a headache."
He replies, "Great! Wanna have sex?"


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Hilarious!
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I've burned out 2 vibrators in 3 years. Does that count?
Yeah, if the reason for it is the guy in your life isn't available.

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Acoustically, yes. Should probably take down the drapes.

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if the room's a rockin', don't come a knockin
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Our bedroom doubles as a funeral home
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Yes. Yes, it does. Very much so.
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Man, that's a fun section to read!

Just copied this one:

A man walks up to his wife and hands her an aspirin.
She says, "What's this for? I don't have a headache."
He replies, "Great! Wanna have sex?"


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Waiting for my husband to fall asleep so I can... He says he's sick. He always says he's sick though.

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Waiting for my husband to fall asleep so I can... He says he's sick. He always says he's sick though.
If he's pulling that crap, why bother waiting until he's asleep? Do it right in front of him, and if he protests, say, "Well, I don't see you doing anything about the horny woman in your bed."

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