Re: Any experiences with asian massage
A table shower is just that...a table in a shower and the guy lies there naked while the masseuse washes him from head to toe, including genitals. Sadly, however, it is not a 100% guarantee of a happy ending to follow.
In my ample experience with Asian MP's, the #1 factor dictating whether or not happy endings happen at an establishment is the city that a place is located. For example, if a place was located within the actual city limits of Los Angeles, I learned to avoid them. Instead, I found places in the neighbouring municipalities in the San Gabriel Valley that offered handjobs to actual intercourse (full service). Full service places were outnumbered by tug job places probably 4 to 1, yet for a handjob, you're likely talking about $80 an ordinary looking woman pushing 40, when, instead, for $140 you can get full service from a very hot 21 yr old woman....the only upside to going the handjob route was that a quality massage usually preceded, whereas with full service, they typically get you in and out in 30 minutes, including table shower so there is only time for a couple minutes of getting you warmed up before proceeding to full service.
During my first marriage, I must have averaged a visit of nearly once a week to Asian MP's and that was over a 6 year span, so, do the math. I always felt safer going to these establishments than going to a private residence or hotel found on Craigslist. Only once in all those visits did police ever walk in and, fortunately, I was only getting a massage at the time. In no uncertain terms, I said "Get the f*** out, you f***ing Nazis.". They did, but I found a nice citation on my windshield following my non happy ending massage for no front license plate...not cool better than getting busted for a sex crime, for sure! Lol
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