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Old 12-19-2011, 08:13 PM   #1 (permalink)
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is it safe to go to asian massage, the thing i dont understand is they are so many ads in craigslist if it is not legal or safe how do they advertise openly. The only reason i wont to go to this place is it is cheap not sure it is rigth decision? Please advice
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What are you expecting to get from the "asian massage"? Just a massage or a happy ending too?
There is nothing wrong with literally just getting a massage, I wouldn't have a problem if my fiancé got a massage from a beautiful woman if that's really all that was happening and he was honest and open about getting an asian massage. He mentioned It to me the other day actually that he's done it a couple times, said it was a good experience.
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I just was a relaxing massage no intention of hand job but i dont want to be in a situation where police raids or any such trouble. The reason i am scared is the ads say free table shower and not sure if such actions are legal.
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Old 12-19-2011, 08:59 PM   #4 (permalink)
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They're fronts for prostitution. If you go to an actual business, it might be safer than visiting on individual, but who knows. As far as legal, it depends on your local laws on solicitation. Around here, they're illegal in actuality, but it doesn't seem to be enforced.

As far as your fiancé visiting one, that's a lot more free than I'd expect, but I'm not surprised he said it was a good experience.

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I guess I'm not sure what a table shower is lol but if its professional? I dunno ... Why not find a good massage parlor with a spa ? I'm sure if you google it you will find a place that's not gonna get raided by the police or anything like that.
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Ok let me clarify lol before we met he went to 1 and had a liTtle skinny lady walk on his back haha I don't think I'd have a problem with him getting a massage from a beautiful woman now tho, as long as he was open about where h was going and what he was gonna do, I'm ok with most things as long as there is no lying at all whatsoever.
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Most Asian massage parlors offer happy endings to one degree or another. Very few will offer actual intercourse, few will offer oral sex but, most will offer handjobs, although some may require you to visit a couple times and put up an innocent front the first time you are there.
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A table shower is just that...a table in a shower and the guy lies there naked while the masseuse washes him from head to toe, including genitals. Sadly, however, it is not a 100% guarantee of a happy ending to follow.

In my ample experience with Asian MP's, the #1 factor dictating whether or not happy endings happen at an establishment is the city that a place is located. For example, if a place was located within the actual city limits of Los Angeles, I learned to avoid them. Instead, I found places in the neighbouring municipalities in the San Gabriel Valley that offered handjobs to actual intercourse (full service). Full service places were outnumbered by tug job places probably 4 to 1, yet for a handjob, you're likely talking about $80 an ordinary looking woman pushing 40, when, instead, for $140 you can get full service from a very hot 21 yr old woman....the only upside to going the handjob route was that a quality massage usually preceded, whereas with full service, they typically get you in and out in 30 minutes, including table shower so there is only time for a couple minutes of getting you warmed up before proceeding to full service.

During my first marriage, I must have averaged a visit of nearly once a week to Asian MP's and that was over a 6 year span, so, do the math. I always felt safer going to these establishments than going to a private residence or hotel found on Craigslist. Only once in all those visits did police ever walk in and, fortunately, I was only getting a massage at the time. In no uncertain terms, I said "Get the f*** out, you f***ing Nazis.". They did, but I found a nice citation on my windshield following my non happy ending massage for no front license plate...not cool better than getting busted for a sex crime, for sure! Lol
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Old 12-20-2011, 06:22 PM   #11 (permalink)
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If you really, truly want a good massage you can expect to pay around $60-$75 per hour.

I would guess the cheap places are dependent upon "tips."

Anything more expensive ($200?) and I would assume there are extra services.

If you really truly want a good massage, look in the yellow pages or ask around for referrals.
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I've had massage therapists sublet from me as a chiropractor.

They specifically seek me out to add some credibility to a stained profession.

If you just want a therapeutic massage, I would find one in a local chiropractor's office. PRobably half of them have them working part-time and they are done for healthcare reasons (pain).

And yes, the going rate is $50-75/hour, depending on locale. Sometimes insurance will offset a little of it, but not all of it.

Asian massages are another deal. . .
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Scannerguard...before you get too holier than thou, some of my happy endings have come in chiropractors offices by non Asian masseuses. The temptation of making an extra $40 or $50 simply for jerking a guy off at the end of a massage is too much to pass up sometimes. Do they want a $10 tip for a good massage or a $40 or $50 tip for a good massage with a 5 minute handjob at the end? I agree that most massage at a chiropractor office is legitimate but not all.
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Handjob handjob handjob! Handjob handjob handjob!

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Scannerguard...before you get too holier than thou, some of my happy endings have come in chiropractors offices by non Asian masseuses. The temptation of making an extra $40 or $50 simply for jerking a guy off at the end of a massage is too much to pass up sometimes. Do they want a $10 tip for a good massage or a $40 or $50 tip for a good massage with a 5 minute handjob at the end? I agree that most massage at a chiropractor office is legitimate but not all.
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