...I think it will be easier for me than for her! But I just can't think I'm going to be much interested in getting off myself when she can't be allowed to.
My poor baby girl has to have complete pelvic rest for 6 weeks.
Should I lock up her vibrator? Put mittens on her hands at night? Reset her phone to get rid of her iBooks? What am I gonna do with her?....
She enjoys the joking. It is serious surgery, for sure.
....She says she's not going to stop teasing me about sex. It's a constant in our lives, and too much fun. I didn't expect her to start so soon, though!
....And since she can't have an orgasm, which she is already missing, she is going to laugh a lot more to help her forget about it, and nothing makes her laugh more right now than teasing me about sex.
She was offering to give me a hand, or a tongue lashing! But while she was certainly able to get me "up" while I was asleep, we both know I can't get into it if she can't have fun too. That could be part of why she found it so funny.
...I know she is saving up some really good teasing material for later. But I'm no spring chicken, I can handle it.
She says we have to watch Midsomer Murders all the way through, again. That will help.
Refrigerator? She tells me don't worry myself about it. She can bring me the menus for the take out. All she really needs is my wallet!
William, you sound like a lucky man with a wonderful wife.
I don't know whether to respond in a silly manner or a serious manner. I will start serious and then move to silly.
While your wife seems happy and silly, not all women who have this kind of surgery done are. Some question their still being a woman or not. Yes, she joked about it just being a useless muscle, but that might be an over-reaction to mask some hidden fears. My serious suggestion is that you listen to her very carefully and if you hear any 'red flags' make sure she gets some IC. In the future, orgasms might feel very different to her and that may get to her mentally.
Since she is into teasing, having you wait on her hand and foot, and using your wallet to buy things (take-out-food), why don't you tell her that now might be the perfect 6 week chance for her to seek a "once in a life time" opportunity.
She could become your dominatrix for the next six weeks, and (any of her choice) force you into 6 weeks of chastity, 6 weeks of tease and denial, 6 weeks of financial domination, and six weeks of being her slave. Tell her that if she does, she need to immediately get on Amazon dot com and buy an official dominatrix outfit to wear while she is commanding you, but that you draw the line and no whips, canes and or chains.
Then again, you could always tell her that if she misbehaves, you will have to tie her up for her own good so she will be unable to use that vibrator or her hands.
Or, perhaps you can explain to her that you will be getting into role playing doctor with her over the next six week and you need to get the proper accessories (blue scrubs, white lab coat, stethoscope, rectal thermometer, tongue depressors, latex gloves, ????). Alternately, you could be the improper male nurse to gives her sponge baths and improper massages to the parts of her body that aren't healing from surgery.
Alternate watching episodes of "Midsomer Murders" with porn episodes.
Finally, you could sit and read lusty romance novels to her, while you pour her wine.
Whatever you do, enjoy her.