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post #1 of 36 (permalink) Old 04-06-2017, 06:05 PM Thread Starter
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My wife stopped having sex with me!

Well, she just had prolapse repair and a hysterectomy yesterday, so I suppose it's understandable. We just got her home from the hospital, and she is already teasing me after a short nap.

This is not going to be easy.

I think it will be easier for me than for her! But I just can't think I'm going to be much interested in getting off myself when she can't be allowed to.

My poor baby girl has to have complete pelvic rest for 6 weeks.

Should I lock up her vibrator? Put mittens on her hands at night? Reset her phone to get rid of her iBooks? What am I gonna do with her?

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Divorce is clearly the only acceptable solution.

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She laughed!

She says no way to locking up her vibrator. She can control herself. Really.

When I go back to work in two weeks, I think I better lock it up!
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By the way... I am off work to take care of her, walk her dog, give her an arm to hold while she walks.

But, where is that room they call a kitchen? And, what goes on in there?
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Re: My wife stopped having sex with me!

I know you are joking and trying to be cute.

How about stopping the joking about her? At least to her.

Those are serious conditions and serious surgery.

No talk of sex for a couple of months.

The fact that she is joking with you shows great presence of mind.

She sounds like a great wife.

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By the way... I am off work to take care of her, walk her dog, give her an arm to hold while she walks.

But, where is that room they call a kitchen? And, what goes on in there?
The kitchen has a machine called a refrigerator and stuck to its door you normally find menus and phone numbers for restaurants who will deliver whatever you want to eat.You keep beer in the refrigerator,nothing else just beer.
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Granny panties so that you are not tempted. Cold showers so she is not tempted.
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I know you are joking and trying to be cute.

How about stopping the joking about her? At least to her.

Those are serious conditions and serious surgery.

No talk of sex for a couple of months.

The fact that she is joking with you shows great presence of mind.

She sounds like a great wife.
I really wish I could tell when you are being serious.
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Re: My wife stopped having sex with me!

She enjoys the joking. It is serious surgery, for sure.

But she says approaching it with laughter is much better than any other way. I was being more somber, but she insists on laughing about it, and teasing me right off the bat as soon as she got a nap in.

She does appreciate the concern. She says she's not going to stop teasing me about sex. It's a constant in our lives, and too much fun. I didn't expect her to start so soon, though!

Good wishes.

Oh, she wants me to add two things. She says laughter is the best medicine. And since she can't have an orgasm, which she is already missing, she is going to laugh a lot more to help her forget about it, and nothing makes her laugh more right now than teasing me about sex.

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Did she have mouth and hand surgery as well?

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that is funny and sick at the same time.
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She was offering to give me a hand, or a tongue lashing! But while she was certainly able to get me "up" while I was asleep, we both know I can't get into it if she can't have fun too. That could be part of why she found it so funny.

My wife comes first. I can't until after she does.

I know she is saving up some really good teasing material for later. But I'm no spring chicken, I can handle it.

She says we have to watch Midsomer Murders all the way through, again. That will help.

Refrigerator? She tells me don't worry myself about it. She can bring me the menus for the take out. All she really needs is my wallet!
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By the way... I am off work to take care of her, walk her dog, give her an arm to hold while she walks.

But, where is that room they call a kitchen? And, what goes on in there?


That's the room my wife goes to when I tell her to make me a sammich.
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I think I'd have a revenge affair.
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Mary says she is a zombie!

She keeps saying she needs to eat brains, like izombie, and we all know where men keep their brains. Then she walks along holding my arm saying, "Braiiiiiiiiiiiins! Braiiiiiiiiiins!"

And laughs hysterically. Then reminds me I can't call her hysterical any more!

Wow. She hasn't talked to me this much in years. Usually she's just all action.
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