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Old 03-14-2012, 03:20 PM   #16 (permalink)
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I dont' have the full joke worked out yet - just the phrase "Big Mac and a Fleshlight" stuck in my head...

Maybe I could take myself out for steak and get lucky with a waitress???
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Old 03-14-2012, 03:20 PM   #17 (permalink)
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My husband doesn't eat meat and the last time I offered him a BJ he turned me down... so he can have lettuce and masturbation day .
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Old 03-14-2012, 03:26 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Hhhmmm Beet and a Beat Tuesday...
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I had to settle for (Apple) Pie and BJ day this morning. She's a keeper.
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She's definitley not in the spirit of the moment....
'fraid not. Although she's the one who reminded me of the day, her drive's been in the basement since her hysterectomy in November.
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Old 03-14-2012, 03:47 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Big Mac and Jergen's Day!

(getting closer here...)
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filet and feelup day
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Hhhmmm Beet and a Beat Tuesday...
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sir loin day
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Old 03-14-2012, 03:59 PM   #25 (permalink)
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I dont' have the full joke worked out yet - just the phrase "Big Mac and a Fleshlight" stuck in my head...

Maybe I could take myself out for steak and get lucky with a waitress???
Have it your way, Friday...
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Old 03-14-2012, 04:02 PM   #26 (permalink)
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This conjures up a highly disturbing mental image.

McDonald's and sex are two things that should be kept separate at all times (pink slime...)
"Pink slime" sounds kinda sexy at THIS point!!!



Beat your Bologna day???
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Old 03-14-2012, 04:17 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Wendy's was the one who asked "Wheres the beef"

Which is funny, because she was also hot n' juicy.
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Old 03-14-2012, 04:18 PM   #28 (permalink)
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My Balogna has a first name.........
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Flank and Spank
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Old 03-14-2012, 04:25 PM   #30 (permalink)
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True story...I knew a gal who worked there when that whole campaign was going on...the company made the employees wear pinbacks that said, "Hot and Juicy." The female employees revolted and refused to wear them...you can only imagine the comments that were coming their way by male customers. Whoever came up with that marketing slogan had their head up their arse.
Or maybe they were a sexually frustrated marketing GENIUS!!!
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