Bj's

nader · 03-20-2012, 08:32 AM

some of you women deserve Nobel prizes.

happyhubst3r · 03-21-2012, 02:50 PM

I average about 2-4 a month complete
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Middle of Everything · 03-21-2012, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by happyhubst3r

I average about 2-4 a month complete
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Now to sound like a five year old.

No fair!!!!

Will go down on the wife at every opportunity for as long as she wants. But getting a non birthday bj that isnt a somewhat unenthusiastic mouth work copule with hand action that feels like pump this stuff out of there so this can be done?

I say no fair sir.

that_girl · 03-21-2012, 05:07 PM

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TG's right - he's such a POS when he wants to be... I'm hoping things will change after the baby is born, but who knows.
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It will not change once the baby is born. It will probably get worse.

Be ready.

But about BJs, I just gave an awesome one. Then we ate cheeseburgers.

Now he's taking a nap.

seeking sanity · 03-21-2012, 05:44 PM

You people are depressing me.

Middle of Everything · 03-21-2012, 05:58 PM

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But about BJs, I just gave an awesome one. Then we ate cheeseburgers.

Now he's taking a nap.

BJ, cheeseburger, then a nap? If you swallowed Im going to cry. That or pound my head against a wall.

effess · 03-21-2012, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Lordhavok

I know alot changes after marriage, she does alot of things and they start to taper off after a while. Just curious to see some other track records besides my own.

Tell me fellows, when was the last time you got a bj? I dont mean a few seconds of one as foreplay. Start to finish

Last week. We've been married for over 10 years and she still does it. Our sex life isn't perfect and she can still very easily can get caught up in the minutia of life and exhaust herself very easily - but she understands that you cannot let a sex life go to complete crap.

2nd_t!me iz_best · 03-21-2012, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by that_girl

But about BJs, I just gave an awesome one. Then we ate cheeseburgers.

hmm, d!ck cheese and cheeseburgers. sounds yummy

Hurra · 03-21-2012, 07:23 PM

For me, the last BJ I got was 3-4 years ago. I've probably gotten a dozen since I met my wife 8 years ago. And I only with flavored condoms. Since marriage, I may have gotten 2-3. I recently asked for one and was turned down. I won't ask again.

I typically go down on my wife and she seems to like it. I think I'm going to pass next time as it seems oral sex is not important to her.

Luckily I have had real BJs from women who wanted to give me one. But if my wife decided now to give me one I doubt I'd enjoy it because she doesn't like to do it. Some women don't like it but that is outweighed by them wanting to please their man. My wife doesn't have a desire to please me. All I would think about is that she doesnt like doing this.
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that_girl · 03-21-2012, 08:51 PM

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BJ, cheeseburger, then a nap? If you swallowed Im going to cry. That or pound my head against a wall.

Get your tissues and weep.

that_girl · 03-21-2012, 08:53 PM

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hmm, d!ck cheese and cheeseburgers. sounds yummy

Ewww schmegma? LOL My husband is clean.

Take a bath! SCRUB THE PACKAGE! I like the way he tastes. No one asked you to suck him off

LemonLime · 03-21-2012, 09:24 PM

I dont think I have ever done it start to finish for my hubby and I cant rmbr the last time it got near my mouth.

Pandakiss · 03-21-2012, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by that_girl

But about BJs, I just gave an awesome one. Then we ate cheeseburgers.

Now he's taking a nap.

great minds....we had a tryst whilst the kiddies were outside, then we got fish and chip dinners.

beatin the kids, then goin out for a smoke...

maggot brain · 03-21-2012, 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Pandakiss

in my mind, they did taper off from the early days, it was like 2/3 times a day, everyday...but we were hot and horney teenagers..

now as the years have passed..some wks its 2/3 times most weeks its 4/5 times. always as fore play before sex.

this week it was prob sunday..then tuesday, and steak and bj day, then some how the day after that, and last nite. sex a couple of times this wk...

its not always that one sided, but he is happy, so im happy. next week prob less bjs and more sex.

Your jaws must be as powerful as a vice grip by now.

maggot brain · 03-21-2012, 10:34 PM

Mrs Maggot Brain has gotten really good at it after 22 years of marriage. She wasn't into it much when we first married. She'll start on me and we move to 69, that's what I like best. I generally don't orgasm there but she does. I won't orgasm until pounding her vaginally, and I like it that way.