Sex in MarriageSexual problems are common in many relationships. This section is for discussions about sexuality. Please limit discussions to those asking for help with a problem and those offering advice. Any other threads may be deleted.
Last night my husband jumped me after putting away the groceries. He said "Spread out the blanket on the rug. We're havin' us a sex party in the living room!"
Unfortunately, the floor was too hard on his knees and my back. After bending me over the back of the couch, we finished in the bedroom. Good times! My husband growled in my ear afterwards, "I am so lucky to be married to a lady pervert!" Long live lady leches!!
I've come to the realization that so many people here are plain obsessed about it. The amount of discussion and posts where people think anything less then daily sex is sexless amazes me.
A poor women, who needs professional help to at least see where things stand and where her issues lie because she wants and enjoys sex 1X/mth and yet is doing it 20X's/mth as a good wife is met with derision. I read how terrible a person she is and her poor spouse........
I read continual threads where people are upset if they are having sex less then daily. Who are you people????
I feel like a freak wishing for sex 2-3x's/wk and thinking how content I'd be. Heck not sure if I could keep up with daily sex or whether it would be fun after a while. Add to that I read that I probably need testosterone shots, because I don't want it more.
Trust me, my spouse would be aghast reading how much sex people on here are having (or expect). Add to that everyone expecting pornstar sex lasting hours, multiple orgasms, and all the men lasting 10-60 minutes on average.
Do you have time for work, family, hobbies and time to read and respond to 20 different threads too on TAM???
Yep I'm obsessed with sex. In my marriage I AM the HD spouse and my husband is the LD spouse. It sucks not having your needs met.
I NEED MORE SEX.
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whEN will this end? I need my needs met
Is that so much to ask???
And no I dont need it every day. BUt every other day would be more than nice *sigh*
And until my needs are met you'll be seeing a lot more of my nerd rage
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That's funny, Chaos, but lordy, did I ever hate those Extenz commercials. I will never understand why guys think a big c*ck will get them more sex. I prefer a big heart. Haven't seen any commercial products for that.
Each person is different. There are a some women who love well endowed guys and some women who don't. I guess some guys want to hedge their bets and are of the mindset that it is better to have a little extra than to come up short (pun intended). I'm happy with my "little friend"
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Re: People Obsessed with Sex on TAM
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Originally Posted by humanbecoming
Ok, always late to the party, but Friday, conversation went like this with my 11 year old son:
My teacher says we can bring deodorant to class because we get smelly at recess because of our bodies changing.
Me: no problem. I will get you an extra deodorant you can put in your backpack.
Son: you are going to have to sign a permission slip soon too.
Me: that's fine. what for?
Son: we have to watch a creepy video.
Ooh Lord, give me strength.... I know the best way to get your kids to feel comfortable talking to you is not to laugh so hard you have to sit down...
Funny thing ... when I started having "those talks" with my daughters, there was never any problem. They were genuinely curious, asked questions ... never a problem.
My son is more than 10 years younger than his next sibling, so maybe I was a bit out of practice ... when I first started having "those talks" with him, I promise, all the color drained out of his face. I tried to be very clear, so we even looked at bing images and found a tasteful diagram of a vulva so I could be sure he understood what I was talking about. After a few minutes, he asked, "Dad, can we stop this now."
"Why?" I asked.
"It's all just so ... shocking!"
Yeah ... sometimes, you have to really try hard to not laugh.
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I really do worry about it actually.... I had absolutely NO parental guidance in this area.... Looked at some porn before I entered elementary school with some friends. Caught mom giving dad a BJ around the same time. At elementary school age, was shown where dad kept a stack of porn mags in his shop, and told it was ok to be curious about peoples bodies. Parents who never censored what they watched or said around me.....
Then, in high school, dad walks into my room one day with a stack of porn mags and a box of condoms and says that if I have any questions, or need more condoms, let him know....
Ok..... At least I know what I'm NOT going to do!
Gah! My only solstice sometimes is thinking "every other parent on the face of the earth from the beginning of creation has made it through..... You can too"
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