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What's with all this talk about clown sex? It sounds AWESOME! I can just imagine all you could do.... you'd never get bored.
Just taking a clown girls clothes off would be like those Russian stacking dolls with like five layers, and you know there would be that never ending hankey gag when you got to the underwear. And a cotten candy sight gag for pubes. Maybe a honking push up bra... she'd have a slide whistle for when I got undressed. Just think about it.... big rubber shoes that keep honking and when it's over she'd light up an explodng cigar and draw a bright blue drop of sweat on her temple after fixing her makeup. She's have to talk normal or else it would kill the mood but everything else would be funny.
I mean it would be one of those experiences you friends would never believe that's so funny you could do a 5 minute standup routine on just that one night.
"All By Myself," Eric Carmen
"F*ck You," Cee-Lo Green
"If You Want to be Happy (For the Rest of Your Life)," Jimmy Soul
"Leader of the Pack," Shangri-Las (just on general principles)
"Be Our Guest," Beauty and the Beast
"Halloween (Soundtrack)," John Carpenter
"I'm the Map," Dora the Explorer
and any album released as a fund-raiser for a high-school marching band.
"All By Myself," Eric Carmen
"F*ck You," Cee-Lo Green
"If You Want to be Happy (For the Rest of Your Life)," Jimmy Soul
"Leader of the Pack," Shangri-Las (just on general principles)
"Be Our Guest," Beauty and the Beast
"Halloween (Soundtrack)," John Carpenter
"I'm the Map," Dora the Explorer
and any album released as a fund-raiser for a high-school marching band.
"If You Want to be Happy (For the Rest of Your Life) is a great bj song.
If you want to be really happy tonight,
Have an ugly girl s*ck on your kite,
And if she's way too ugly for you,
Simply cover her in sticky goo.
What's with all this talk about clown sex? It sounds AWESOME! I can just imagine all you could do.... you'd never get bored.
Just taking a clown girls clothes off would be like those Russian stacking dolls with like five layers, and you know there would be that never ending hankey gag when you got to the underwear. And a cotten candy sight gag for pubes. Maybe a honking push up bra... she'd have a slide whistle for when I got undressed. Just think about it.... big rubber shoes that keep honking and when it's over she'd light up an explodng cigar and draw a bright blue drop of sweat on her temple after fixing her makeup. She's have to talk normal or else it would kill the mood but everything else would be funny.
I mean it would be one of those experiences you friends would never believe that's so funny you could do a 5 minute standup routine on just that one night.
See newly published Revenge was Sweet thread in social for further instruction.
I've had that "If You Want to be Happy" tune stuck in my head all day. Really upbeat, energizing song.
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Always make a pretty woman your wife
She'll play your instrument like a fife
Giving you the time of your sweet life
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Always make a pretty woman your wife
Make sure she blows you like a monsoon
And that she's not a total loon
I've had that "If You Want to be Happy" tune stuck in my head all day. Really upbeat, energizing song.
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Always make a pretty woman your wife
She'll play your instrument like a fife
Giving you the time of your sweet life
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Always make a pretty woman your wife
Make sure she blows you like a monsoon
And that she's not a total loon
Can't get that last line of first verse right. And she won't cut you like a knife? And she won't cut it with a knife?
Can't get that last line of first verse right. And she won't cut you like a knife? And she won't cut it with a knife?
Get it right....
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife.
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.
A pretty woman makes her husband look small.
And very often causes his downfall. (Hey!)
As soon as he marries her, then she starts,
To do the things that will break his heart.
But if you make an ugly woman your wife,
You'll be happy for the rest of your life.
An ug-a-ly woman cooks your meals on time,
An she'll always give you peace of mind.
Also NOT TRUE! I married an ugly sweet girl and butterfacebook ruined her like it ruins all women. How can normal women feel humble when hey sit there and like eachothers butterface pics and fat ugly babies all day and block those who don't agree? You do look fat in that dress and your friend is prettier in that pic! Your fat ugly baby is not cute enough for you to post pics of him drooling all over himself ten times a day. Yes, I now you're excited that you had one of those but it's getting old. And your parents are dissapointed in your pics of you kissing girls and raising beer bottles with your trashy friends.
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife.
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.
A pretty woman makes her husband look small.
And very often causes his downfall. (Hey!)
As soon as he marries her, then she starts,
To do the things that will break his heart.
But if you make an ugly woman your wife,
You'll be happy for the rest of your life.
An ug-a-ly woman cooks your meals on time,
An she'll always give you peace of mind.
Also NOT TRUE! I married an ugly sweet girl and butterfacebook ruined her like it ruins all women. How can normal women feel humble when hey sit there and like eachothers butterface pics and fat ugly babies all day and block those who don't agree? You do look fat in that dress and your friend is prettier in that pic! Your fat ugly baby is not cute enough for you to post pics of him drooling all over himself ten times a day. Yes, I now you're excited that you had one of those but it's getting old. And your parents are dissapointed in your pics of you kissing girls and raising beer bottles with your trashy friends.
BWAHAHA I need not links to song lyrics from you, my young apprentice.
Transport with me to yonder Death Star known as being a contestant on "Don't Forget the Lyrics."
Only then will you learn the power of the Dark Side.
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Re: WORST songs for sex 
BWAHAHA I need not links to song lyrics from you, my young apprentice.
