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Old 04-15-2012, 08:38 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Hey TAMs members,
Since there was such a debate over music in the "music for sex" thread I though I'd create a list of the very worst music for sex that would absolutely kill the mood.

The rules are simple.... it just has to be a song you've heard on the radio so terrible you can't ignore it and if it came on during sex would kill the mood.

Here's a few I found... and please if possible link youtube videos and tell us funny or traumatic personal experiences

Gillette - Don't Wanna Short **** Man (uncensored) - YouTubeAss & Titties (NO WATERMARKS) - YouTube
Los del Rio - Macarena [HD] - YouTube
Rednex - Cotton Eye Joe (Original version) - YouTube
Rebecca Black - Friday - Official Music Video - YouTube
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Dueling banjos. I almost had a heart attack trying to keep pace.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG4pKmHQaRA
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Dueling banjos. I almost had a heart attack trying to keep pace.

Mountain Rhythm - Dueling Banjos - YouTube
I had no idea you were so funny, Beowulf.

Dude Looks Like a Lady by Aerosmith. You just don't want to have your man on top of you and be thinking that, you know?

Muskrat Love. I'm sorry but it's too stupid even for me.
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The Wedding March. Many apparent freaks have lost her sex drives upon hearing it.
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Trapped in the Drive-Thru [Official Music Video] - YouTube

I think the "they forget the onions" line in this would stop me mid-orgasm and the hilariously pointless long random chit chat leading up to that point would pretty prevent the mood from ever developing.

Pretty much anything by the enjoyable but uber nerdy They Might be Giants

Particle Man - YouTube

Danko, Manuel - A painfully sad song about self-destruction, death and suicide

Drive-By Truckers - Danko Manuel - YouTube


And anything by any teen or preteen pop sensation.
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Circus music.
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Circus music.
Once you go clown you never go back.
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Vindaloo, by Fat Les...
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Circus music.

True, one thing a man does not want to hear when he is standing there proudly displaying his happy member is,

"send in the clown...."
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Once you go clown you never go back.
I have a story I am going to share about this.
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I have a story I am going to share about this.
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I have a story I am going to share about this.
Hmm... I think I might be scarred for life if you shared it.
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Hmm... I think I might be scarred for life if you shared it.

Don't worry; it will begin with a disclaimer.
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