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So I was bored last night laying in bed....Was looking at motorcycle ads. Decided to check out the personals sections and see what kind of women were looking for someone. About what I figured I suppose. Either the lonely heart romantics or ads for escort services. Then for whatever reason I decided to see what guys were posting for ads to get attention from women. What a mistake that was. Nothing but penis pics..... Sadly, being an average guy, seeing these "knee-bangers" didn't exactly make me feel all that manly (discussions of what actually will please a woman aside). Basically I'm thinking that if you don't keep your wife happy and she's shallow enough to go looking for sex she can basically window shop her way to whatever monster-c*ck fantasy she has and you can't do anything about it considering these guys I'm sure are not exactly checking for rings at the door.......
Craigslist personals are a microcosm of the worst of the worst. Basing your feelings on that is not good.
Thank you.
IMO, Craigslist ads like that are the bottom of the barrel as far as searching for sex. It is the absolute SCUM of the earth as far as online stuff goes.
I have a good friend with a knee banger and he says he wishes it was average sized. most women are scared of it and want no part of tackeling the monster c*ck.
he also says a small % love it and they will come calling years after they were together just for a dose of big c*ck.
I have a good friend with a knee banger and he says he wishes it was average sized. most women are scared of it and want no part of tackeling the monster c*ck.
he also says a small % love it and they will come calling years after they were together just for a dose of big c*ck.
no head/anal ever.
Can I borrow a picture of it for my Craigslist ad please?
Lol....omg.....no way I was there looking for a date....just interesting seeing whats going on....lol...
I was having a frank discussion with a friend the other day and she said her boyfriend thinks he is gods gift to women because he is hung but he has no idea how to use it and she is bored to death... Lol
Personally I fall in the average category...
And actually I don't live in houston but close enough to get there in an hour. Posted via Mobile Device
I don't even have enough words to describe how much I hate CL personals. It makes cheating way too easy for idiot men who think with....not their brains.
I always forget how much CL triggers my bad mood until it happens.
I guess with my average size I could post up "I'm perfect for anal!" Lol
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Originally Posted by chillymorn
knee bangers made me laugh.
I have a good friend with a knee banger and he says he wishes it was average sized. most women are scared of it and want no part of tackeling the monster c*ck.
he also says a small % love it and they will come calling years after they were together just for a dose of big c*ck.
The thing about this thread is [craigslist is full of sickos,losers,people who show at low price stores,scum ECT] there are people who if they knew you are using this forum might say the same about you.
There are decent people everywhere and nut jobs every where and I am sure if you go on a pay dating site you can find some there also they just have money and can fake things better.If a person does not have the cash why should they not be able to look for somebody also and I am sure couples have met dated and gotten married through Craigslist ,If I was single I would use every way to meet somebody free or not free.
I am sure there are women who are curious about a guy with a huge package just like guys are curious about women with huge breast, but after they have filled that curiosity and they person can only rely on what they have downstairs or up top its over very quickly they will go find somebody of any size that can be a total partner.
Oh God I've met some freaks off of CL.
I met this one girl who seemed alright, a little thick but not bad looking. Anyways she was a mortician student and kept talking about how badly she wanted to cut up cadavers. Another girl I met on a punk and goth dating site... her friend turned out having multiple personalities one of which was that girl and a very scary man. Many of those girls are pretty messed up and show more red flags than an SS rally on Nazi Germany.
I did post on there right after my wife divorced me in secrecy; you know just looking for someone to date to take the sting out. I got a ton of replies though and I didn't need to use d!ck pics or even post pics at all. I posted a few ads but the most popular one was where I said straight up that I was looking to meet and take the girl to dinner but that's as far as I go - I wasn't into hooking up with strangers. I described myself as 6', Caucasian, Navy vet, divorced but didn't harbor any bad feelings, and muscular; and I told them a little how I love to cook, I'm into romantic massages and such, and hate receiving oral..... Something something something "You're no Victoria's Secret model but I bet you still look good in sweat pants" semicolon end parenthesis.
Within about an hour I had girls from 18-24 telling me how they had shower bondage setups and never had a guy willing to go down on them. Something about how skilled they were two years after prom and very lonely, not treated right, completely codependent. Damn, I wish I had a car.
When I was single, I met two men off of Craigslist. They had very polite and witty ads-no dirty pictures or the like. We stopped dating for reasons unrelated to where we met. It IS possible to meet decent people from there, though I agree that it is a longshot.
They were both very poorly endowed and I'd be lying if I didn't admit that was part of the reason I dumped them. I can't handle less than four inches...I just can't.
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