Dos and Don'ts During a Blowjob

mina · 07-17-2012, 10:58 AM

Do everything you do with a great enthusiasm and it will always be well received.

Works for non-sex oriented stuff, too. :-)

ukv · 07-17-2012, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Ano

I've literally begged to try..he refuses. That's a huge no go for him. Even though I tried to explain how good it will feel. Lol

wow a wifey begging to deepthroat.....I wonder if I am living in a different world ? :-)

mina · 07-17-2012, 11:19 AM

I think she was begging to try a finger up his butt. :-D Here's the key: do it at the right time, just get the tip in there (no more) and kind of whirl it around. Bet he likes it.

ukv · 07-17-2012, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by ScarletBegonias

deep throat mixed with teasing the tip and the area just under the tip. i like to use my hand and my mouth sometimes too.

my favorite move is starting at the base and licking up the underside of it

rub underneath the boys,cup the boys,swirl your tongue around lightly as your going down the shaft...

alternate between fast and slow.

moan or hum too.

I've got lots of moves but I can't share all my secrets

my dream ..... and I like when she hums or tries talking with me in her... :-) but all of that has happened rarely but I got so many crazy ideas .... eternally a pauper when it comes to having BJs :-(

Mrs. T · 07-17-2012, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Santa

I feel your pain!! I doubt I get another blow job the rest of my life if I stay married!

Dammit!! No one should treat Santa that way! Especially not Mrs. Santa!!

ukv · 07-17-2012, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by MadeInMichigan

Wow...some lucky guys out there. It's been...20 damn years since her mouth was even near there, and never once to completion.

I was told just the other day that I will never get a bj as long as I live. That's only another 35 years or so.

Carry on, I'm going to go beat my head against a wall.
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Why would you keep up with this?

kingsfan · 07-17-2012, 11:23 AM

My do's and dont's list is very simple.

Do: Give blowjobs.
Don't: Not give blowjobs.

After that, I don't really care. Anything can be taught if you have a listening partner.

forlorn99 · 07-17-2012, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by MadeInMichigan

Wow...some lucky guys out there. It's been...20 damn years since her mouth was even near there, and never once to completion.

I was told just the other day that I will never get a bj as long as I live. That's only another 35 years or so.

Carry on, I'm going to go beat my head against a wall.
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lol I was in a similar situation and decided to withhold sex until I got one.. it worked after about 2 months of hand action

MadeInMichigan · 07-17-2012, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by forlorn99

lol I was in a similar situation and decided to withhold sex until I got one.. it worked after about 2 months of hand action

Sex is virtually non-existent as well.
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kingsfan · 07-17-2012, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by MadeInMichigan

Sex is virtually non-existent as well.
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Just curious here, but why are you staying? No BJ's, almost no sex and your wife is already telling you that you won't see another bj in your lifetime?

noira · 07-17-2012, 11:55 AM

Some good dos and don'ts but I wouldn't have the nerve for most of them. My husband moves me away when he is about to go off and that's the end of that!!

WorkingOnMe · 07-17-2012, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by noira

Some good dos and don'ts but I wouldn't have the nerve for most of them. My husband moves me away when he is about to go off and that's the end of that!!

Seriously? Damn, I'm just the opposite. I try to hold her in place.

MadeInMichigan · 07-17-2012, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by kingsfan

Just curious here, but why are you staying? No BJ's, almost no sex and your wife is already telling you that you won't see another bj in your lifetime?

Trying to figure that out myself.
Sorry for the thread hijack.
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Hope1964 · 07-17-2012, 02:26 PM

MIM, don't despair. I told my hubby two years ago he'd never get another one from me either, and I've changed my mind

I need to watch some of these 'instructional videos'. Are there really such things?

Ano · 07-17-2012, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Hope1964

I need to watch some of these 'instructional videos'. Are there really such things?

Yes! And they are great! Google is your friend!