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Spouse was out with the girls last night and says she told them about our vacation and that it was the first time with no kids (oldest 19). One of her friends exclaims "Oh and I bet he was all over you for sex every day, ughhhh"...... And everyone laughed and rolled their eyes in unison..... She then followed up that there is a silver lining "I guess that's better then not wanting any or bothering you at all"
Obviously all married women seem to think the same thing or at least find it laughable and a bonding moment.
Spouse was out with the girls last night and says she told them about the our vacation and that it was the first time with no kids (oldest 19). One of her friends exclaims "Oh and I bet he was all over you for sex every day, ughhhh"...... And everyone laughed and rolled their eyes in unison..... She then followed up that there is a silver lining "I guess that's better then not wanting any or bothering you at all"
Obviously all married women seem to think the same thing or at least find it laughable and a bonding moment.
I don't think men find that funny at all.......
I'm a guy and I found it funny - if you've been around women who talk speak their minds freely this is really just the tip of the iceberg as to what they say about men when men aren't present.
But I'm more interested in finding out more about you - were you "all over" your wife on your vacation? And if so, how did it turn out? And if not, why weren't you?
Also, did your wife volunteer this information to you or did you ask her what she and her friends talked about?
I wouldn't say all but yes, just think about it from our perspective. My husband loves to wrap his arms around me and then proceed to hump me like a dog and thinks that is funny. I don't, but men and women are just different. The majority of married men would love to have sex more often with their wives. Girl talk should not be shared with the men, that is why it is girl talk. Just like I don't want to hear what my husband's friends have to say when they go for a drink. I wouldn't worry yourself about it. Great response by your wifey though!
Spouse was out with the girls last night and says she told them about the our vacation and that it was the first time with no kids (oldest 19). One of her friends exclaims "Oh and I bet he was all over you for sex every day, ughhhh"...... And everyone laughed and rolled their eyes in unison..... She then followed up that there is a silver lining "I guess that's better then not wanting any or bothering you at all"
Obviously all married women seem to think the same thing or at least find it laughable and a bonding moment.
I don't think men find that funny at all.......
Damn right! I want to slap the sh*t out of the person that put women in charge of the sex!
My friends don't talk like that. We're more like, "awww yea! Got some good! WOOT! Hi 5!"
And uh, what's this nonsense about being away on vacation the first time without kids and your oldest is 19?! HOLY CRAP! We get away at least once a year without those people. C-block 1 and C-block 2.
Sorry I am convinced my spouse & her friends are pretty normal.
Add to that just being together over 25 years and approaching or over 50...... Believe me that many women in particular find the idea of a regular sex life (i.e. over 1X/wk) unseemly, purile or juvenile....
Spouse was out with the girls last night and says she told them about the our vacation and that it was the first time with no kids (oldest 19). One of her friends exclaims "Oh and I bet he was all over you for sex every day, ughhhh"...... And everyone laughed and rolled their eyes in unison..... She then followed up that there is a silver lining "I guess that's better then not wanting any or bothering you at all"
Obviously all married women seem to think the same thing or at least find it laughable and a bonding moment.
I don't think men find that funny at all.......
Those are exactly the type of dead fish in bed women that get all mad when they find out that their hubbies are looking at porn to take care of themselves. It seems they expect to control their men's sexual activities at 100% and nothing less will do.
In the long run they will be tasting the karma bus.
Those are exactly the type of dead fish in bed women that get all mad when they find out that their hubbies are looking at porn to take care of themselves. It seems they expect to control their men's sexual activities at 100% and nothing less will do.
In the long run they will be tasting the karma bus.
Don't you think that is a bit extreme? It's like if this was a group of men and one friend says, I bet she was nagging you the whole vacation. Would I think wow those husbands are the type that just don't care about their wives? No, because they are all just talking crap and BSing with friends. OP Don't take it so personally!
Don't you think that is a bit extreme? It's like if this was a group of men and one friend says, I bet she was nagging you the whole vacation. Would I think wow those husbands are the type that just don't care about their wives? No, because they are all just talking crap and BSing with friends. OP Don't take it so personally!
Did I take it seriously? No.... I did however take it as typical of MOST women (and I stand by that). No one says anything to the negative or gushes about all the orgasms, new positions, spontaneity and the chance to be sexual..... No they sigh at the idea that their spouses look at this as an opportunity to chase them and pressure them for MORE sex and with lust in their eyes.
Trust me the spouse will talk have memories about relaxing & the sites. The husband wishes to have memories of all the sex they had.....
none of the women i hang with find depriving their man of sex to the point of having him beg for it when you go on vacation funny at all.
We find it pathetic and prudish.
I'm more likely to be the horndog and encourage stories about their sexual adventures to be told;-)
Sorry I am convinced my spouse & her friends are pretty normal.
Add to that just being together over 25 years and approaching or over 50...... Believe me that many women in particular find the idea of a regular sex life (i.e. over 1X/wk) unseemly, purile or juvenile....
My friends and I are in this same age demographic, except that we seem to discuss the pains and frustrations of going through perimenopause/menopause and how to cope with that.
Sounds like your wife has some negative, adolescent-minded friends. At least your wife didn't totally jump on the sex bashing bus.
My friends and I are in this same age demographic, except that we seem to discuss the pains and frustrations of going through perimenopause/menopause and how to cope with that.
Sounds like your wife has some negative, adolescent-minded friends. At least your wife didn't totally jump on the sex bashing bus.
No one jumps on the sex bashing bus. They just make an observation about husbands chasing them for sex, nod in unison and move on...... No one talks about sex..... They talk around it and that's it.
Well that's their problem! They don't talk about sex! Psh. We are sexual beings. My friends and I aren't prudes.
I love how you know your wife and her friends and that makes up MOST women. but either way, maybe that friend has a gross husband or a husband that treats her badly but still chases her around for sex. Don't even worry. You know your wife...so that's all that matters.
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What women find funny.... 
Re: What women find funny.... 
C-block 1 and C-block 2.
