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Old 01-24-2014, 04:13 PM   #56221 (permalink)
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So let's see, Uncle Jed's dog went next door and crapped on the neighbor's porch, and when the neighbor's wife came over to complain, Jed invited her in for some moonshine. They started to get drunk, then NW farted, Jed laughed and she thought his tooth was cute. (That, and the fact that he didn't say "Pee-yew, lady, you're rotten inside!") Things went from there, and they ended up in their swimsuits in the back yard concrete pond, while shooting the caps off the posts of the neighbor's fence with a black powder squirrel gun.

No wait, that's Lanie's story. Tell us yours, dammit.
That is such a lie, Dubby!!! We never wear swimsuits in the cement pond! NEVER!! Everyone knows this!
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Oh Lanie, I'm talking way beyond crazy, sistah!
Yeah *shrug* And-------??????
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I bet Dubby is so excited, he's piddling all over the carpet!
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That is such a lie, Dubby!!! We never wear swimsuits in the cement pond! NEVER!! Everyone knows this!
Y'all all wear your Sunday go to meeting clothes don't y'all? I knows ya'll don't swim nekkid because I been spying ya'll throughen' the bushes!
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Hey Annie, this is probably a weird questions but...

Can we draw stuff on your tummy?

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Y'all all wear your Sunday go to meeting clothes don't y'all? I knows ya'll don't swim nekkid because I been spying ya'll throughen' the bushes!
We don't wear our good clothes in the cement pond! Are you plum-crazy???
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Old 01-24-2014, 04:39 PM   #56228 (permalink)
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Trippin' me up with my own words ain't cool, SandC! I got my eye on you. *Clint Eastwood-style squinty stare*
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Hey Annie, this is probably a weird questions but...

Can we draw stuff on your tummy?

I've got first dibs on Annie's belly!!!! I'm gonna draw Hello Kitty on it. And use lots of glitter.
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I've got first dibs on Annie's belly!!!! I'm gonna draw Hello Kitty on it. And use lots of glitter.
Good job Lanie!! You stayed in the lines and everything! Here, have a nice pot laced brownie!

Wait, where's the glitter?

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Old 01-24-2014, 05:13 PM   #56232 (permalink)
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Good job Lanie!! You stayed in the lines and everything! Here, have a nice pot laced brownie!

Wait, where's the glitter?

I'll do the glitter right after a brownie - - or two.
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Take two... they're really big.
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Well had the day from h***!!! At the gym...maybe I can burn off my frustration! :-/
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