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Old 03-01-2011, 08:47 AM   #1 (permalink)
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So I changed my cell number....

Since then, I've been getting texts from several people (some girls, some guys) thinking they are texting someone named "Andrew". Andrew apparently has an AIM (IM chat is what one guy told me) and it's associated w/my cell number.
So everytime he logs off, the messages go to my phone.
I asked over and over, please stop texting me, please ask Andrew to change this number blah blah blah....nothing has worked.

SO...this past weekend, I get a text:: "Just smoked 2 blunts & now I'm chillin lol"

My text back:: "Good, this is the cops! We''ve got Andrew, on our way to get you!"



I haven't gotten ONE text from anyone on Andrew's IM list yet....
I couldn't help myself....I was rolling!!

Anyone else have a funny text message to share?
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Old 03-01-2011, 09:15 AM   #2 (permalink)
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HAAAAA That is freaking awesome!!! I love you right now
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That is HILARIOUS! You handled that quite awesomely! I haven't received any funny text messages, but I did get one from a guy, and apparently his girlfriend. His was of his naked azz hard on, and hers was her bare coochie.

I did text him back and asked him if he was trying to tell me something, or if he was just bragging. It was the return text that got me laughing...it was full of "OMG..I'm so sorry" "OMG...I can't believe I did that"..."OMG...I'm so sorry". Clearly this guy was mortified.

I texted his gf (I couldn't understand how I got her text, since she was apparently responding to his) and asked her where she got her wax at. I didn't hear anything back from her though. I think he told her that they had the wrong number. Too bad. I was just starting to have some fun with the two of them, lol!
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Funny stuff!
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Old 03-01-2011, 10:16 AM   #5 (permalink)
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HAAAAA That is freaking awesome!!! I love you right now
YAY!
I just think it's funny I haven't gotten anymore messages from anyone....I bet his friends dropped him like a bad habit!
Can you imagine this kid sitting there reading there all high and stuff? PARANOIA set in, I'm sure! TEEHEE
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HAAAA there are some kids I would pay money to get to do that to HAAAAAAAA
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That is HILARIOUS! You handled that quite awesomely! I haven't received any funny text messages, but I did get one from a guy, and apparently his girlfriend. His was of his naked azz hard on, and hers was her bare coochie.

I did text him back and asked him if he was trying to tell me something, or if he was just bragging. It was the return text that got me laughing...it was full of "OMG..I'm so sorry" "OMG...I can't believe I did that"..."OMG...I'm so sorry". Clearly this guy was mortified.

I texted his gf (I couldn't understand how I got her text, since she was apparently responding to his) and asked her where she got her wax at. I didn't hear anything back from her though. I think he told her that they had the wrong number. Too bad. I was just starting to have some fun with the two of them, lol!
Oh yeah....that would be so embarrassing!
Wonder why she didn't answer? We all would love a good wax reference! lol

Nice package Sir, but I don't think it's for me! LOL

Ah....gotta love technology!
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