nice777guy

I kissed a girl and I liked it - but you don't hear me going around singing about it.

Act like you've been there, you know.

WhereAmI

My toothbrush sings! It says "Buuuuuuuuuuuzzzzzz!"

Impressive, I know!

Deejo

This ends now ...

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greenpearl

I have already been banned twice, it is not fun!

Feels like I want to get banned for another time!

greenpearl

One question for the moderators!

Do you have to read a lot of sad posts?

What's your feeling of reading all these sad posts?

I can't take much sad stuff, reading sad posts and people's struggling bothers me!

Deejo

I just delete the really sad ones.

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Amplexor

I'm sad because I don't get to drive the Ferrari.

I'm sad because ceiling cat appears to have died and gone to heaven.

I'm sad because I haven't banned anyone this week.

I'm sad for turtle boy.

I'm sad because I can't find a new pair of topsider shoes I like.

I'm sad for Charlie Sheen and his hookers.

Last night I had ice cream.

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greenpearl

You guys had better crack some more jokes, that will make me happy!



I am bored, what is my king going to do to make me entertained?! ( A quote from a song! )

nice777guy

Try saying "Deejo" out loud. Sounds really weird.

Amplexor

My neighbor's dog's name is Deejo. They call him all the time. "DEEEEEJo, DEEEEEJo" They can never find him. I can, he is usually pooping in my yard. Sometimes I turn the water on Deejo, sometimes I throw a rake at Deejo. Run Deejo, run!!!

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nice777guy

Girl next to me is talking again - I believe she thinks I'm listening.

Amplexor

I am sad now, truly sad.

Deejo the dog is dead. I ran over Deejo with the TAM Porsche. I cracked two of the alloy wheels when it happened. Chris will be pissed. He'll probably ground me from the Porsche again. I should have waited for Deejo to wonder into the street and not have jumped the curb. I am sad.

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Deejo

Hated that friggin userid about 14 seconds after I created it. Never thought I'd be around long enough to regret it.

Cripes I'm coming up on my 3rd TAM anniversary. Do I get cake?

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Amplexor

Nope but I can send you a free dog.

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WadeWilson

Hey Y'all... oops... wrong room... (backss away slowly and closes the door

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