The mods edit them so they're happy. Most of the threads begin with "My wife shoved cold pizza up my nose while I was tied up naked in dental floss in the middle of the driveway with tiny little bunnies nibbling my toes."
I'd started a sex thread like this and it got deleted even though it had a happy ending!
I am not sad today, I am looking for funny and happy threads to read!
I can start a lot of funny sex threads and ask a bunch of silly questions, but you moderators will just delete them, so I don't do it anymore. Christ will ban me and that makes me sweat. I am scared of him!