I had to get something notarized. While I am charmed you were flirting with me, I couldn't fail to notice your antique wedding band and engagement ring and the fact that you were taking forever to notarize the 2 whole documents I brought you. Can you step it up, sweet cheeks? This is a bank and time, in this case literally IS money.
And then it turns out the monkeys at Duke power sent me the wrong forms to GET notarized, called me then didn't really know who I should talk to. After we got that sorted out they sent me new forms and guess what.....these don't have to be notarized.
Jesus, were you shaken hard as a baby? WTF is wrong with you morons?