07-25-2011, 10:17 PM
Join Date: Jul 2010
| | Re: drifting off topic
My cellphone was brutally attacked by my washing machine. During the attack, it (the phone) suffered a stroke, which my Emergency Medical Training indicated required treatment with alcohol, rice, and bedrest next to the a/c vent for a few days. Unfortunately, it is only a shadow of its former self. It now it only texts, but does not ring, call, or have any sound when I go to dial. We did not have disability insurance.
Please send flowers.
Or a cake. A cake would be better.