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Old 08-31-2011, 12:18 AM   #121 (permalink)
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I finally understand the punch line "Take my wife - please!" - even though I still don't know the joke...
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Old 08-31-2011, 09:57 AM   #122 (permalink)
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Because he was stapled to the chicken
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Old 08-31-2011, 09:57 AM   #123 (permalink)
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Why did the punk rocker cross the road?
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Old 08-31-2011, 11:28 AM   #124 (permalink)
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...and...wait for it....

SQUIRREL!
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Old 09-03-2011, 05:25 PM   #125 (permalink)
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Fenga Pappit:
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Old 09-14-2011, 08:15 AM   #126 (permalink)
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Thanks for clearing that up. I always thought it was meatballs.

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that's my maiden name
I love Swedish meatballs but they keep rolling off my plate when I'm on my exercise bike.
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Old 09-17-2011, 09:13 PM   #127 (permalink)
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My kitten has taken to sleeping in the bathroom garbage. She's a little bit nuts.
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Need more cowbell
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Old 10-11-2011, 08:14 PM   #129 (permalink)
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Coconut water sucks.
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Old 10-30-2011, 10:33 AM   #130 (permalink)
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Daughter asked me last night if "high fives" had been invented yet when I was a kid. Told her we were too busy running from Velociraptors and the mighty T. Rex - uphill - in the snow - both ways - so there was no time for high fives in the 80s!!!.

Then she says "just kidding - but were there high fives?"
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Old 10-31-2011, 09:40 AM   #131 (permalink)
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Coconut water sucks.
F*cking A it does.
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Old 10-31-2011, 10:21 AM   #132 (permalink)
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F*cking A it does.


"Screw the rake. GET OFF MY LAWN!!!"
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Old 08-02-2012, 12:40 PM   #133 (permalink)
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Eminent Domain



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Old 08-02-2012, 02:14 PM   #134 (permalink)
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That_girl it's coming after you, you zombie digger....

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Old 08-02-2012, 02:22 PM   #135 (permalink)
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Oh lawdy!!!! Another thread from Ghost Town. Were they talking about sex back then?

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